Can I just state how GAY I am today, and it's not even because I like this girl.
I was at swim practice and like five of the fastest girls were put in the same lane, including myself. I was in third and one of my friends was behind me. The girl in front of me was dead slow, I don't know if she hurt herself or if she's just slow. So me being a polite person decided to swim sLOWER FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON, INSTEAD OF EASILY SWIMMING PAST AND IN FRONT OF THE TWO GIRLS AHEAD, DUE TO MY FUCKING ANXIETY OF BEING FIRST.
So my friend who was swimming behind me is not as polite so she decided to keep swimming the same rate wich made her swim on top of me. Like it wasn't hard to swim due to her only being on my legs and not on my torso, but let's just say that I am the most bottom of bottom and hOLY FUCK
Imma leave the rest to your imaginations byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee