(Smut and Fluff warnings are major here. Everything else is a maybe.)

(This might be very disturbing.)

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Lapis purred quietly as Tiffany ran a hand through his hair. They were hiding from the seniors while dealing with a certain problem.

"Lapis!" The bluenette ignored it before his hand wandered. Her hand caught it, gaining a soft noise from him.

"Later. We have to get to the deeper part." He nuzzled against her neck.

"Why...?" He mumbled with a light slur. 

Her mouth caught his before he could say anymore. He couldn't help himself as he wrapped his arms around her and deepened the gentle kiss. The pulled away as the seniors passed them again. She chuckled as she touched his cheek.

"Tell you what... I'll let you top if you help me get them out of our territory." He paused before nodding and they jumped out of their hiding spot to behind the seniors. Silence followed before they started up their duet intro, grabbing the quad's attention.

"As the twin solos on the Go!"

"We use the powers of the environment, spirits and culture to make our region proud!"

"Stand back while our solos touch the sky!"

"We are the Go Twins of the Go Siblings! Lapis and Tiffany! Let's show 'em how it's done!"

Green let out a soft noise before they started up a song. Get it done before Scarlet picked their auras up? Not a problem.

That made its mark. The earth quickly grabbed the seniors and put them in an underground trap before covering it up. Their instruments vanished before they vanished into the greenery. Scarlet's voice hit the air. Sage's followed after hers.

"Go Siblings!"

"Scarlet!"

The two stayed silent as Scarlet paused.

"I sense senior aura."

"Call Parchment. I'll stay here."

Scarlet ran out as Sage met the twins' eyes. They smiled before Tiffany grabbed Lapis's wrist and they ran off.

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Tiffany led him to the deepest part of the forest before their lips clashed. She couldn't handle it. His hands tangled through her hair as he pinned her to the ground. His tongue pushed through and explored her mouth as she gasped. They separated as she huffed.

"You know what? This æœ sucks." He chuckled as his hands lowered down to her waist.

"Agreed. But at least no one will mess with us."

"I feel bad for anyone that does."

He smiled as he picked her up bridal style and carried her to the tent they always had set up. The ground shuddered as he hummed.

"Oh no. The seniors got out."

"Oh well." She murmured seductively as her hand rubbed his crotch. He pinned her down in the tent and huffed.

"You bitch." She chuckled.

"Waiting for you." He growled before their lips clashed.

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The seniors and rangers looked around for the twins as the sky turned to a red color. Sage wasn't really looking as he eyed the others. Blue finally questioned it.

"Why aren't you looking?" Sage stayed quiet as the crowd glanced at him. Something appeared in his shoulder, gaining a noise from Scarlet.

"Minun!" It smiled as she groaned. "So much for your help! Where's Lapis?" The electric type looked at Sage before shrugging. "No, answer without Sage's help. Why are you asking him anyways?" It paused before Sage let out a shocking growl. It quickly ducked down before he looked up.

"We should head back. We'll getting nowhere in the dark."

As the base leader headed back, the others stared. Red's ears caught a conversation form Sage and Minun.

"If you had said a word, I was going to kill you."

"Minun...."

"I know buddy. But they need their space. That æœ is deadly."

"Minun."

"Yeah... we'll check on them at the end of the week. Right now it's not something to come across. Thank Arceus you helped me with that path block."

"Minun!"

Sage giggled before a growl escaped Red.

"Yeah... he's hiding something."

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They woke up and discovered Sage and Lapis talking.

"Not my problem your senior won- Listen. I'm trying. Be lucky the entrance is closed off. Yes, Minun has been a great asset. Relax, man. I know how you are when your æœ hits. I'll drop it off soon. Talk to you at the end of the week. Bye."

He hung up as the others went over.

"What are you hiding?" Sage's composure dropped as he panicked.

"What do you mean?"

"You're protecting Lapis! Where is he?" Sage stayed quiet as his eyes raced around the room.

"I've got pat-"

"Patrol can wait. Where's Lapis?" Sage went quiet as he looked for an exit.

"I'm not allowed to answer that."

"Why not?" Sage finally snapped.

"He is on leave for a personal reason. He told me that no one is allowed to know where he is unless he calls and needs help. And before you pull the Senior Wave card, he has threatened several things such as leave the rangers to not let this escape a select group. I'm sorry, but you pry it out of Lapis after Saturday. I have patrol."

He ran out the door with Ferrow and Minun at his heel. Green hummed.

"Let's do a little bit of investigating..."

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Lapis purred as he snuggled with Tiffany. The female twin groaned lightly.

"T-there's the..." Lapis smiled as he snuggled against her.

"I know... Sage said he was dropping some stuff off. He said he had chocolate." Tiffany purred as she wrapped her arms around him.

"朧 are the worse..." He smiled as he purred in her arms before he whimpered. Her grip tightened as the pain coaxed them.

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Sage arrived as they passed out. The blanket was wrapped around them with a fierce grip as he placed a box near the tent. He placed the box in the corner of the tent before tapping Lapis. Lapis opened an eye as Sage smiled at him.

"I placed the supplies over in this corner. Rest up, ok?" Lapis nodded as he closed the eye. Sage closed the tent up before heading back. 

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Scarlet growled as they eyed the Snorlax that Sage flew over.

"So much for that..." Red hummed as Green paused. The base leader passed with a steady conversation with the two partner pokemon.

"One thing that'll be annoying is the end of the week. I gotta call Clyde and see when he's coming back." The two pokemon nodded in agreement. "Not the real point, but this'll be annoying-" He paused as he looked around. The others fell silent as he sighed. "If we get Lapis exposed, I'll never hear the end of it... or worse..." He shuddered as they kept walking. Red gulped.

"We'll ask at the end of the week."

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Sage hummed as him and Clyde were talking about something while looking through a case. Scarlet eyed the conversation with Green.

"Ok... I get that part. I guess it's just discomfort." Clyde nodded.

"I get it. Trust me... the scene isn't pretty... but the transformation is." Sage nodded before looking at the time.

"So... when do we go?" Clyde paused.

"After lunch. They'll be pretty crabby if we do it now." Sage nodded as he closed the case.

"Ok."

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The others jumped on him after that.

"What are you hiding?" He stayed quiet as lunch was made. He kept a glance on the clock before changing the topic.

"So... who knew that Joel and Cameron were dating?" Scarlet stopped.

"What? I thought that was a joke." Sage shook his head.

"Aria caught it on camera. They were making out after the last mission." Clyde had to grab his mouth to prevent himself from spitting out his food. He gulped and stared.

"What?!" Sage nodded.

"She also caught Elita and Chris kissing. But they're denying it. I don't know who else she caught."

Clyde nodded as they finished lunch. Clyde grabbed his phone and paused.

"What does Billy want now..." Scarlet eyed him as he answered it. "What- no Billy. I'm about to- I'm not going to help you tear up Fall City for whatever- sorry. I'm not going to help you with destroy Summerland just to prove a point and get revenge for Garrett. I'm about to- can't we get it to- Billy Golgothás Go, you are not about to- Billy-" Clyde groaned after that. "Great. Billy's being an idiot."

"He's not actually about to destroy Summerland, is he?" He glanced at her. 

"No. Clearly it's Fall City. I was right the first time." He said rather sarcastically. Scarlet raced out the door instantly. Sage paused.

"Did you just say his full name?" Clyde nodded. "Damn..."

"Someone had to."

"Jeez... brutal..." Clyde rolled his eyes as Sage slipped the case into his hand. "Come on. Let's go before Scarlet brings the Star Gazers on you."

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The duo arrived at the tent as a weakened sound escaped into the air. Sage gulped as Clyde set the case down and opened it. He opened the tent as Tiffany shifted. The twins were wrapped in their own blankets and tensed up. He smiled at her.

"Hey Tiff." She met his eye and hummed weakly. "Let's get you cleaned up, ok?"

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The walk back was rather relaxing. Lapis rode on Sage's back with an adorable, drunk-like smile as he playfully talked to Sage. Tiffany was riding on Clyde's Vigoroth's back as it jumped around. She giggled as they approached Ringtown. Clyde smiled.

"Well... I'll take Tiff home. Take care of him." Sage nodded as they separated.

"Be careful of Scarlet!" Clyde nodded before they left each others' view. Sage smiled before he headed for the base. "Hey Lapis?"

"Hu-a?" He asked with a playful slur. Sage smiled.

"The seniors will be in there. Why don't you act like you're asleep until I get you to your room?" Lapis blinked twice before snuggling to the base leader's neck. Sage's face heated up before he entered the base. The others noticed and paused.

"Look who comes in." Sage growled a little as Lapis let out a tired sound. Not bad acting. Sage moved passed them.

"Excuse me. I gotta get him upstairs so he can sleep." The others sorta growled as he went upstairs and set Lapis on the bed. Lapis opened his eyes and giggled. "You little snot."

"Easy as pie..." Lapis mumbled tiredly. Sage smiled before kissing his forehead, gaining a red face from the Go Sibling.

"Rest. I'll talk to you later." Lapis was stunned as Sage left.

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"Please?"

Lapis growled into the table as his senior tried to bribe info out of him. His face was a flaming red as he tried to calm down. Sage rubbed his back as he remembered last week. The pain returned into one thought he had to shove down.

"Lapis-" An estranged sound followed as he let his eyes meet hers. He hid the rest of his face.

"H-h-hold-d o-on...." He reburied his face as Sage giggled.

"Can't be any worse than... someone else, right?" Lapis followed his glare and reached Midnight.

"Probably could, but we won't test that." Midnight paused before meeting their eyes.

"Hey!" The duo chuckled at that before Lapis sat up. The blush wasn't moving, but he'll suffer. Midnight grinned before Crepe grabbed his mouth.

"Don't you-" He instantly retracted his hand as Midnight flashed a warm smile.

"Lapis.... vela mre intal beawđ? Conta... menua Tiffany gąeb?" Lapis's face reached a new shade of red.

"Midnight-" He shuddered. "Kabir iem unþ aå grebea! Nota ze æœ!" Midnight put his hands up in defense.

"Lapis.... calm. Me joke." Lapis huffed weakly.

"Better be..." He rubbed his face and sighed. Green frowned.

"Answer?" Lapis's face regained the original red color.

"Uh..." He murmured softly as he ran a hand through his hair. "Don't... just don't get too disturbed by what you hear... and don't get any ideas." He shot a glare at Midnight, causing him to duck under the table. Lapis sighed as Admiral rolled a water bottle over. "Thanks..." She nodded as he took a drink.

"It has poison." Dijon grumbled. Lapis paused before shrugging and gulping down half of it. Dijon stared as Lapis paused.

"Then it must be flavored as well." Dijon put his head down as the group giggled at his words. "More to the point.... what was the question again?" Sage lost it as Green facepalmed.

"Are you-" She sighed. "What happened last Sunday?" His face heated up as he thought about it.

"Being honest... my æœ hit..." Sage huffed.

"Favorite time of the month."

"Fuck no." Green took a steady breath as Lapis sighed. "Sorry, but even Midnight steers clear of me and the topic." Midnight let out a soft noise before Lapis continued. "The æœ, aka hell in a week."

"Tiffany doesn't seem to mind." Sage grumbled. Lapis flinched.

"Don't remind me..." Lapis gulped as he looked at the water bottle. "But I'm not wrong. A week of hell. It's pretty bad. And when there's two 朧? Holy fucking Arceus it's like... two dangerous legendary pokemon colliding and about to destroy the world." Midnight gulped.

"Iva ļe gonta." Lapis paused.

"Yeah... that too." Blue frowned.

"What did he say?" Lapis's face heated up to a fiery red.

"Uh-" Crepe huffed.

"He said 'It's worse to the public eye.'" Lapis rubbed his face as it cooled down to the original color.

"A week... as if it couldn't get any worse..." He sighed. "Oh well..."

"What normally happens during this... �"

If you thought Lapis couldn't get any reder, you thought wrong. He went to a shade that made Yellow concerned.

"Uh...." Midnight chuckled.

"Me not do any... but..."

"S-s-s-s-shut u-u-up. Uh..." He gulped. "There's no safe way to explain this."

"Ha." 

"H-hush Midnight."

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"That sucks..."

Lapis had a red face as he remembered the hell week that theʾϤ had shown.

"It is the most painful week. Which is why I was avoiding you guys. I didn't want to get violent." Sage gulped.

"I have... sadly... walked in on a æœ session. Thankfully I walked in on day three and was able to get out in enough time, but still." Lapis let out a nervous laugh.

"That wasn't fun... you were lucky..." Sage nodded.

"But yeah... and it lasts a week." Lapis trembled.

"My mom had it... but she escaped it after she met my father. I have to wait until then before I can escape." He sighed before putting his head down. Midnight paused.

"Lapis.... mon ã beltho nea pera zef?" Lapis's face heated up to a dangerous heat.

"Dear Arceus.... I think I blocked that out." Midnight hummed.

"Same. Just now cam o me." Silence filled the space between them as Green hummed.

"Why hide it?" Lapis's blush wouldn't move.

"I-it's the fact t-that it-it's an u-uncomfortable topic. E-especially for someone like m-me who has to experience it..." He trembled as the thoughts resurfaced. Sage rubbed his back as he paused.

"Relax. You might kill someone with how tense you are." Lapis let a faint laugh out before burying his head in his arms. Black gulped.

"At least your not the only one. A lot of us experience something similar." Lapis glanced at him.

"Really?" Diamond nodded.

"I think the few that don't are actually human." He glanced at Blake, who shrugged.

"Still not worth it."

The others giggled as Lapis showed a face of horror.

"Why not? Wouldn't being human be good?" Blake shrugged.

"Sorta. Unless you're the target of another race." He glanced at Whitley, who blushed.

"Huh?!" Blue grabbed his mouth.

"Whitley, I think he's referring to the Wingly ()."

No one could tell you what he said as she paused.

"Oh... I get it." Moon giggled weakly while Cyan and Midnight gulped. Red growled.

"Darn Winglies..." Blue blinked.

"Oh... you guys don't understand..." Green grinned.

"Midnight's a Wave, Blue." He groaned.

"I don't know the English form of it!" The other Wingies gulped in defeat as the others giggled.

"I say we jump on the professor later." Blue nodded.

"I will explain after I get the English word, deal?" Green hummed.

"Fine." He sighed with relief as Blake turned to Lapis.

"In other words, if you're not human, you're in pain. Or are a pain. Both work." Pink paused.

"I'm a pain anyways. What's your point?" Purple put his head down in defeat.

"Someone kill me."

"Gladly." Lime snapped as Purple immediately looked at the group.

"Wait what?"

"Oh no you don't!"

"Ship." Emerald slid in after their huge overlap. Their faces heated up.

"S-senior Emerald!" Emerald smiled as the conversation drifted off.

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