A cat owner moves into an extremely haunted house.

*clanking noises*
"Jesus Christ Ronald McJunior!"

*sleep paralysis demon*
"Zuko we've talked about this, stop walking on me during the night."

*sees a ghost throw a houseplant across the room*
"*sigh* Roomba stop knocking over the plants."

Bonus points if the cat owner is a lesbian with a fuck ton of houseplants and one day brings her girlfriend (who's obsessed with ghosts and rituals and everything like that) over.