Hipster: well i didnt tell anyone but a bird flew by

So what i done he set up a nest outside and he sang about what i become

He sang so loud

Sang so clear

I was afriad everyone around would hear

So invited him in just to reason with him

I pormised i wouldnt do it again

But he sang louder and louder inside the house

And now i couldnt get him out

So i trapped him under and cardborad box stood on it to make him stop

Picked up the bird and held him in and said "Thats the last song you'll ever sing"

Held him down

Broke his neck

Taught him a lesson he wouldnt forget.......

But then my dreams began to creep

that old fimilar

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I opened my mouth to scream and shout i waved my arms and flapped about

But i couldnt scream and couldnt shout

Hipster is slowly losing his mind and the redhearts a pleased about it