A/n: This is just a short funny lil' journal entry that I had to write about for my class. It's based on an oc that I had to create for the class. He's kinda based on Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. You know, tries to be a villain but is honestly just kinda sweet and funny. This is also based off a tumblr post I saw a while back because I could think of anything to write about. 

The villan smirked as he called the hero on his landline phone (Don't ask how he got the hero's phone number or why he still uses a landline phone). "So, Here's what we're going to do, hero. You have twenty-four hours to--"

Click.

"W-what? Did they just hang up?" He sputtered out in disbelief. He redialed. As the hero picked up the phone once more, he started yelling at them. " You know you can't just do that! You're supposed to listen to all of my demands, and see that they are met with the time limit that I set. You aren't supposed to hang up on me, not only is that un-hero-like, but it's also just plain rude. Didn't your parents teach you about manners?" Pause. "No, I don't care that you don't feel up for it today! You're supposed to- No! Of course not!"

Click.

"R-really, again?! Somebody obviously didn't teach them about proper mannerisms" He muttered under his breath as he redialed once more.

"I understand that you are feeling unwell, but that does not excuse such behavior! You should know, being a hero and all! Well, yes...but...no... I guess. Are you sure you're okay? Do you want me to drop off something? ...You sure?... I can stop by at the nearest pharmacy or bakery and get you something?"

Pause.

"No, it's fine. I guess I can reschedule everything for Friday. Yeah, does Friday sound good? Okay... Wonderful! Yes, then I'll see you Friday, hero!" The villain giggled before hanging up.