Vaticano: Ehy, let me see what you have!

Italia: A KNIFE

Vaticano: NO-

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Russia: let's tell each other secrets

Ucraina: i am gonna go first, I haTE YO-

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Mexico: yyyyEEEEEEEEESSSS

Mexico: *unholy screaming* YEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Mexico: I got two free tacos :D

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Austria: *inizia a suonare* Everybody get's tireeeed!

But specifically today i am just tired of YOU.

FU-

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Israele: this is...so dumb

Polonia: the higher I am than better i can see

Israele: you...you can fly

Polonia: ush now friend, i am searching.

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Bielorussia: *guarda giù dalla finestra* two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feets apart even tho THEY ARE GAY

Ucraina: BELARUS SHUT THE FU-

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UK: America, get out of the tank

USA: You're not my dad

UK: get out of that fucking tank I am your dad

USA: You're not my dad

UK: I AM YOU'RE DAD

USA: I AM IN A TANK AND YOU'RE NOT

UK: GET OUT OF THE TANK

USA: NO-

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Romania: ...ehy there demons...it's me...yo boi-

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*cries in blocco dello scrittore* AAAAAAAAAH-