(a/n, hey, this is my first ever fan fiction and it's for a couple I personally don't really ship, so please don't be really picky on me ❤️❤️)

Eck. Harry and the Weasly girl are making out on the staircase again. I am not in the slightest bit surprised that Harry Potter decided to hook up with his best friends sister. That TOTALLY isn't against the bro code, even if Weasly approves. His black hair sticks out all over his head in short curls, and stick to Ginny's sweat covered face. Her hands are travelling all over his body but he isn't moving away from her back. Strange. Why am I watching this? I turn away and go downstairs to the dungeons. I say the password and enter the portrait hole to the slytherin dorms.  The walls and floors are green and white, with black sofas to even out the colours. I look out to the wall, where the Windows show the lake, full of mermaids and a random giant squid. No surprise if the giant hairy oaf put it there. I walk up to my dorm, where I share a room with Crabbe. The walls are all black and the green curtains are closed to stop the mermaids from perving. My bed is on the right of the door, green silk sheets kept perfectly neat, with a dark bedside table covered in books. I start to study when Crabbe walks in.
"Draco! Back so soon?" He says nervously. "I thought you were going to the library to study"
"Wo I was, but decided against it. The dirty Granger girl resides there"
"Oh oh, well I understand that." Just then Hermione slams the door the rest of the way open and walks in.
"DIRTY? How am I DIRTY?!" I am very startled to see her in my room. I was TRYING to avoid her, why is she here.
"Because you've always got mud on you." I sneer. She's not as bad as my father makes them out to be, but I have a reputation to up hold and Crabbe is here.
"How DARE you. You stupid, too much gel, wanna-be cool, moron." Wow she's no that great at come backs. "Crabbe can you please go get me a glass of water? I'd like to talk to Malfoy alone for a few minutes" What? Seriously. Come on. Can't I be left alone to study. "Malfoy. Why do you hate me so much? I mean, blood isn't EVERYTHING"
"It's more about... Reputation you see. I can't be seen being nice to a mud blood. It's slytherin." I hope that'll some it up for her so she'll leave me alone. I go back to my books.
"Seriously? Well, you could at least be nice to me when no ones around"
"Well I can't risk liking you, can I. No thank you. I'll be hexed if anyone but Crabbe sees me talking to you, and he's only alright cause he's got a crush on your frizzy head" I smile a little. Hermione laughed, not holding back.
"Yeah I know 😁 but I was hoping if I came by I could talk him out of it."
"good luck with that. You actually don't look all that bad without your buck teeth"
"Well, I'll just take that as a compliment." I shrug and turn back to my books. "We should talk" I groan and face her again.
"About what."
"Well we have too things in common. 1st is Hogwarts and how we are the top students in our year. 2nd is Harry."
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"Oh don't act stupid. You two shout at each other from opposite sides of the great hall, and when you are 'whispering' about him to your friends it's basically very loud because we can here it. And he instantly blows his top and comments on it. You always come to find us on the hogwarts express and you are always making some sly comment about each other. You are OBSESSED with each other" she giggled and I scoffed at her.
"I wouldn't say OBSESSED, I would say, he's the chosen one, to defeat the man my father sacrificed EVERYTHING for since he was in hogwarts. He may be an evil wizard but he IS a genius, and then reputation and all that" Granger giggled AGAIN "would you STOP giggling" she smiled
"Only if you stop being so funny." I rolled my eyes and went back to studying "oh come on Draco, you know you would love to have a friend as smart as me."
"Can't be done. And don't call me Draco, Granger, we aren't friends"
"It can be done. I can just come here every now and then and we can study and talk boys"
"Why would I want to talk boys" I stammer out. Fuck.
"Come on Draco. I know."
"How?"
"Well, for one you never have a girlfriend, and at the Yule Ball you barely even touched Pansy. Don't worry I won't tell."
"Well let's just hope no one else knows. I can't let, this, get out. Reputation."
"Yeah reputation I knoow. So can we be friends"
"Good luck getting the password."
"Crabbe."
"Oh fine, just don't start to get icky feelings for me. I don't swing that way." She laughed and sat next to me with her potions book. We studied and it was so much easier to do so without someone as thick as a brick wall.

"Did you know Harry started dating Ginny?" Hermione asked when we finished the transfiguration text book a week later.
"Obviously. They are always attached by the mouths."
"I don't think it'll work."
"Why not?"
"I think Harry is gay."  If I had been drinking I would have spat it all over her.
"The chosen one? I doubt that. Even if he was he doesn't know it, and even if he did why would you tell me, I could use that to black mail him."
"But you won't, because you" she poked me very hard on the arm "aren't as bad as you think you are." I scowled. "See! That's soooo fake!" I laughed and she pinched me and I pushed her and we both fell on the floor laughing. I haven't laughed this much in forever.
"So Harry might be gay." I wiggle my eyebrows and she giggles.
" not might, is. I hear him talking in his sleep. But I think he got a girlfriend because he is super confused. I mean he hasn't touched anything but her back since they started dating."
"So mr perfect, isn't so perfect. Maybe I could teach him a thing or two.😉😏" Hermione pushed me.
"Knock it off Draco. He's not a toy you know."
"Not yet." Hermione laughed again, and snorted. And left.