Author-chan: *sighs, sitting in her office* I want to tell you guys something.

Sting: A new ship?

Author-chan: No.

Rogue: You became normal?

Author-chan: No, even what kind of question is that?

Rogue: *moves his shoulders* 

Future Rogue: You had read a good fanfiction?

Author-chan: Yes, but that won't be about this!

Natsu: You lost some weight, Author-chan?

Author-chan: I'm not that fat!!! I'M NOT FUCKING FAT!!

Gray: Chill, Author-chan. You, finally cleaned your room?

Author-chan: NO and my room isn't that mess.

Boys: Right.

Author-chan: Uhhhh!!

Sting: So, would you tell us or not. Maybe, it can interesting. 

Author-chan: That is what I'm trying to say!! 

Natsu: I'm sure that it is about her weight.

Gray: One hundred jewels on the room? She did something there. She had to!

Sting: Then my hundred on the ship!

Future Rogue: I'm sure it will be about a book. She is reading them every time.

Author-chan: My hundred on this, that soon I would kill all of you if you won't be quiet!!! *smirks*

Sting: *sweating* Tell us, Author-chan! It's your time.

Author-chan: Thank you. So, like I wanted to tell on the same start.... I want to share with all of my readers and ships about the biggest secret in my life. Would you keep it in yours mouths?!

Boys: *nobbs*

Author-chan: *sighs* So.. It's almost all two years, when I found out about this. It had change my life completely but I won't mind this. It opened my eyes.

Rogue: What is it? Nothing bad?

Author-chan: *takes a deep breath* Two years ago, I found out that I'm....

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NOT NORMAL. *smiles*

Boys: *facepalms*

Sting: THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO TELL?!

Author-chan: I didn't say, what is the reason of this. *smirks*

Rogue: Why em I feeling that I do know the answer?

Sting: Not only you.

Author-chan: I'm not normal and a little crazy because of...

.

 Author-chan: Ok, unstable but I'm not any psycho. Don't you worry. You all can thanks to Sting and Rogue for my behaving. They are the reasons. *smiles*

Sting: *rolls his eyes* Don't forget about a pervert part of you.

Author-chan: Yep, yep. I won't. And  about this art..

For me: Yyyyy... what?/10

What you guys think about this one?