" it takes two
to make a thing go right
it takes two
to make it outta sight "

( r. base + dj e-z rock )

" hold onto your butts,
my pals, 'cause i'm about
to make this waaaay worse! "

" laurie, no-! "

paul rudd SCOTT LANG

NA NA NA NA NA ANT-MAN!!!

❝ i'm so touched you think i'm the world's greatest grandma ❞

anna christine speckhart LAURIE LANG

PROFESSIONAL POTATO, PART TIME SMART MOUTH

❝ hey twitchy, get yo hands off my father ❞

evangeline lilly HOPE VAN DYNE

SHE'S BEAUTY, SHE'S GRACE, SHE'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

❝ if only cap could see you now ❞

mena massoud GORDO MAKINA

ACTUAL GARBAGE CAN ( BUT A CUTE ONE )

❝ you think i'm playing dumb?
really, i am dumb. most of the time, i'm playing smart ❞

michael douglas HANK PYM

OLD DUDE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SLANG AT ALL

❝   hiya champ, how was school today ❞

michelle pfeiffer JANET VAN DYNE

DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER

❝  let's go home  ❞

michael peña LUIS

HUMAN JUKEBOX

❝  'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, 'Dang, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?' And he's like, 'Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her FOREVER, but now, I'm all alone!' And I was like, 'Dang, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis.' And he says, 'You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends'.  ❞

david dastmalchian & t.i. KURT & DAVE

THE GHOSTBUSTERS

❝  you know baba yaga? ❞

randall park JIMMY WOO

GREAT WITH KIDS

❝  young ladies, i am an fbi agent, i have seen worse things than vomit  ❞

laurence fishburne BILL FOSTER

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY ( bill! bill! )

＊ talks science ＊

walton goggins SONNY BURCH

OH GROSS

❝  i've also committed numerous health code violations in my restaurant; some of them would shock you ❞

hannah john-kamen AVA STARR

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!

❝   it hurts, it always hurts  ❞

corey stoll DARREN CROSS

PRETTY MUCH YOUR TYPICAL BALD VILLAIN

❝ i'm gonna disintegrate you! ❞

abby ryder forston CASSIE LANG

SASSMASTER IN TRAINING ( ALSO SUPER ADORABLE )

❝  don't laugh, i'd be a great partner ❞

nazanin boniadi FARAH MAKINA

ONE TOUGH LADY ( aka GORDO'S MAMA )

❝  stand back, ya hoes, that's my son  ❞

bobby cannavale JIM PAXTON

THE ACTUALLY SORTA FUN STEP-FATHER

❝   i'm so proud of you, buddy  ❞

judy greer MAGGIE LANG

MOM - O

❝  what does the fbi even stand for - Forever Bothering Individuals?!  ❞

massive ant HENRY

WEIRD LOOKING DOG

＊ cricket, cricket ＊

GUEST STARRING

stan lee OLD DRIVER DUDE

❝  well, the 60s were fun but now i'm paying for it  ❞

anthony mackie SAM WILSON

❝ ant-man? ❞

alicia vikander LISA STARK

❝  um, sir or madam, we can see you!  ❞

chris evans STEVE ROGERS

❝  is this an old message ❞

scarlett johansson NATASHA ROMANOFF

❝  that's the front door  ❞

― HAPPY READING!