Rogue: should we make a fortress of...dreams?

Sting: a house. We should start with a house.

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Sting: I'm a star!

Some fucking stiff competition.

Stage 1- this thing

I can't move past the fucking starting line!!

OH MY GOD! JESUS CHRIST!!!

How? How do you GO FORWARD!?

I have to generally crawl to my death?

Ooh! Wow! My head almost took a lightning bolt.

Fucking father and heir right here.

WHY DO YOU JUMP LIKE YOUR ON THE FUCKING MOON!?

This dude looks like the guy in all the pictures and comesutures.

Rogue: never read the comesutures.

Sting: why would you...Virgin.

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MOUSE.

Goddamn it that is fucking grucam.

Why is it 2 of the same guy? Couldn't they find some other guys to compete in this bullshit?

Ichiya and Nichiya: ready? Double stud muffin attack

Sting: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING!? Can you imagine what people are watching? It's just two fucking retards.

This cats a son of a bitch.

YOU'RE GETTING SPADE RIGHT AFTER THIS!

YOU GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIT, YOU AIN'T GETTING NO CATNIP FROM ME MOTHER FUCKER. GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE GARAGE, I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTER BOX TO THE FUCKING STREET!

I'm gonna murder it. You're dead you fucking bitch.

HOLY SHIT

Natsu: COME ON

Sting: And I ate it. I ate the fucking lazer beam.

Natsu: A lazer!?

Sting:  I just fell to the centre of the earth again.

I just jumped into my own fucking pit of death.

I WON!

OH THAT TOTALLY COUNTS, THAT TOTALLY COUNTS, I DON'T CARE IF IT GOT HALVED.

I just inialated these fuckers off the-

What the fuck!?

Ugh goddamn it that is just embarrassing.

If we're gonna die like 10, 20 or like 476 times then at least I will die at least 476 fucking times just listening to fucking music and fucking a bunch of fucking fairies hanging around a harp and shooting people' assholes and shit, fuck that shit.

*Then he rage quit the guild*

Oh you fucking fu-

Oh I thought you fucked me but then you didn't.