De-aged spideypool because we aren't about illegal ships

Peter was having a curious day. Working at the lab at Stark Tower was always a key component to things getting weird in Peter's life. Star Industries, although the leading company in energy, wasn't exactly the most serious place to work. Sure, getting an internship was almost impossible, and yes they only hire literal geniuses. But geniuses and intelligent people, in general, tend to get bored sometimes and do stupid things. Tony understood this the most, and so yes there were deadlines and serious changing-the-world projects to do, but mostly it was fun little inventions, office games, and playing around with your colleagues.

Getting hired as an intern by Mr Stark was the best thing to have happened to Peter- and he was Spider-Man! Working at the tower made every day there the time of his life. One day it's inventing a talking toaster, another the lightsabers from Star Wars, and another day a Roomba that swung a baseball bat and attacked intruders!

Today was one of the weirder days, Peter had called in sick because his boyfriend, Wade, was back in town and was even helping out with experiments at the tower. He hadn't seen Wade in a month due to him being sent on a classified mission for the X-Men abroad, and since he was back Peter just wanted to spend the day with him. It just so happened that he would miss a field trip to an undisclosed location, but Peter didn't really care to be honest... field trips always seem to end in chaos for him so he's adamant about avoiding them from now on.

"Peter!" Wade called as Peter scanned his keycard to enter the lab. Before Peter could look up and greet him, Wade had basically tackled him in a huge hug, "I've missed you!"

Peter could do nothing but laugh at his boyfriend's antics and hug him back. "I missed you too, but we should get going on the experiment."

Wade took place in multiple experiments around the tower, despite Mr Stark hating him for a diverse amount of reasons (to name a few: dating Peter, being an asshole, killing people, dating Peter...), he was still working in the tower due to his regenerative powers. It was always handy to have an immortal guy in a lab that could run up to something on fire and put it out- no casualties or medical bills because he would heal instantly anyways.

The other interns and workers that were participating in today's study slowly started to trickle in. They all groggily greeted Peter and Wade before going to the talking coffee machine (who is known for yelling, "Wake up your degenerates!"/ "Stop twisting my handle like that you buffoon!" / "I will stop making this cup of coffee if you keep groaning about your fucking hangover."), needless to say they were slowly waking up and getting starry-eyed about the experiment today.

"Did you guys hear about the tour today?" One of the other interns, Jen, spoke up as she drank a cup of steaming coffee. Some of the other interns hummed a yes in response, but the majority stared at her with blank eyes. "You," one of the older interns, anticipating the next word, rushed over and covered Peter's ears, "assholes really need to start paying attention to the staff calendar, it's been booked for months."

The intern released his hold on Peter's ears and walked away to pick up his tea he had placed on the desk. Not like that whole censoring thing did anything mind you, Peter did, in fact, have superhuman hearing. But it wasn't like the other interns knew that.

"Who is coming on the tour?" Peter piped up, "Are they investors?"

Everyone just startled mumbling about how they had no idea, and soon enough the topic was forgotten. In the buzz of excitement of testing out a new formula for a silent glitter bomb, it was supposed to explode in complete silence, instantly coating any room and objects in the coloured glitter of the consumer's choice.

It was going to be a power move for the Avengers prank war coming up.

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A few hours later, and with five whole glitter bombs coating the room and the interns within it, the tour group finally arrived. "What happened in here?" The tour guide, Adam, chuckled as he leads the group inside.

One of the yellow glitter coated interns popped up, "Silent glitter bombs- or at least-" an explosion sounded and the ears of those around popped as a coating of pink glitter dusted the room, "-supposed to be silent. We still have to tweak the formula."

"Sounds great!" the tour guide chirped, "Would one of you want to talk a bit about what goes on in these labs for the tour?"

Without a second thought, those working in the area called "Peter!" It was an unsaid thing that if the tour needed someone to spout of facts that they'd call Peter. He was Mr Stark's intern, and literally knew everything about everything about the tower and every floor on it.

Peter jogged over at the sound of his name being called and as soon as he got around the corner to see the tour members he froze. They all shouted, "Peter?"

It was his class. His class from school. In his lab.

"Wait- so the intern was real?" Flash scoffed, "I don't believe it, he must have paid someone off."

The rest of the class shushed Flash and stared at their other classmate in disbelief. Peter, covered in blue, gold, and pink glitter stood there staring at his class, his eyes wide and scared. After the other intern cleared their throat, Peter came to. "Oh, well sorry I didn't go on the field trip today- but seems I didn't really miss anything after all."

Without a second thought, Peter quickly handed them all safety goggles and lab coats before ushering them into the lab. He spouted off useless but interesting facts about the lab and told them some of the things they were doing here. All of his class was still in awe about Peter working there, even his teacher looked shocked, but MJ and Ned were just smiling jovially at Peter as they took in their surroundings.

"Hey, Pete!" Wade called as he came over and hugged his boyfriend from behind, "How many swords do you think I could skewer myself with before I pass out from the pain? Mari thinks I'd tap out at six, but I bet it could do more than that." Peter's classmates looked horrified, but Peter seemed unfazed and simply considered the question.

"I'd put my money on ten tops." Peter finally decided. "Hey, Mari!" Peter shouted at another intern, "Could you grab some swords from the storage room! Let's test this theory out!"

Peter's teacher looked absolutely horrified at this, "Mr Parker you can't just stab people with swor-"

Wade cut in, "Yeah he can, I'm like immortal so you could shoot me in the head and I'd be fine in a few minutes." Wade then turned and kissed his boyfriend on the neck before mumbling, "babe, if I do more than ten swords would you let me pay for the next date?"

A few of the girls (and guys) around deflated at hearing Peter was with someone, but the majority were still reeling over the fact that Peter's boyfriend was immortal. Like how does that even happen? How did he find out? Did one day he just stab himself and found he could heal?

Mari came rushing back in just as Peter responded, "You're on." The two had this abnormal thing about wanting to pay for each other's meals and activities and gifts. Always trying to spoil the other, and having to one-up the other every time to do so.

"Let's test this theory out!" Mari shouted, and the rest of the workers halted what they were doing and rushed to grab pens and paper, this would be interesting.

Thankfully the tour members and their guide were rushed out before they could see swords being plunged into the chest of a man, few could handle that sort of thing, and being coated in glitter they did the rest of their tour in a daze.

Peter Parker? Their classmate? Dating some immortal dude? And working at Stark Industries?

Insane.

While his classmates were still attempting to process what they had just learned, Peter was in the chaos induced lab watching people stab Wade with swords.

Wade won the bet that day with eleven, winning himself a date of spoiling Peter, and the rest of the interns got to watch regeneration first hand.

It was a win-win situation, really.

Peter just sighed as he watched his insane boyfriend heal from the swords that were previously jutting out of his chest, and he laughed quietly as he stared at his coworkers, decked out in glitter, writing furious notes about their observations. It had been a chaotic day, and one full of surprises, but Peter wouldn't have traded it for the world. He really wouldn't have.

He loved his life, loved every single chaotic detail in it.

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-SecretsInMyHead