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Goodbye Send off

Hello everyone. I'm sorry to everyone but I have officially left the Henry Stickmin Collection Fandom. It was so much fun to make this bookm but I have moved on. I haven't technically left the fandom but considering how inactive I am in it currently, I'm afraid I have to close my case. I'm sorry guys but I'm not here to update the book, I'm here to tie up loose ends. However I have decided to leave you with a send off.... Incorrect quotes! have put together random scenarios for everyone, as a goodbye to the HSC fandom. Please enjoy and thank you for reading this book.

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Ellie: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Charles: Ellie no.
Henry: Mistlefoe.
Charles: Please stop encouraging her.

Ellie: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Henry: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Charles: Smad.

Ellie: I told Henry his ears flush when he lies.
Charles: Why?
Ellie: Look.
Ellie: Hey Henry! Do you love us?
Henry, covering his ears: No.
Charles:

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Okay let's mix it up a little

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RHM: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Aneesah: To relax.

Dave: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Ellie: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Cobra: Angela is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Ellie.
Angela: I feel like Ellie is the more responsible one of us two though.
Ellie: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Angela: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off.

Henry: But that's censorship.
Reginald: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

Cobra: *Locks Henry in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Henry: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Henry: *sneaking in through their window*
Ellie: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Henry: I was with Charles?
Charles: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

*playing twister*
Henry: Right hand red.
Aneesah: *ends up on top of Cobra*
Cobra: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Henry: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Henry: Angela, please calm down.
Angela: I asked for two large fries!
Angela: *dumps fries onto table*
Angela: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Charles: I have a bad feeling about this...
Henry: What do you mean?
Charles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Henry: No?
Aneesah: That actually explains so much.

Aneesah: Made you all playlists!
Aneesah: Cobra, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Aneesah: Dave, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Aneesah: And Reginald has the ABBA Gold album.

Cobra: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Aneesah: I know you're serious, but you say the scariest shit sosometimes.

RHM: I wasn't that drunk.
Reginald: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
RHM: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Henry: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Angela: Would you take a bullet for me?
Henry: ...yes?
*RHM angrily burst into the room*
Angela: *running away* Great, thanks!

*Reginald is casually searching around the room*
Henry: Hey Reginald, what're you looking for?
Reginald: My will to live.
*RHM walks into the room*
Reginald: Oh, there it is.

RHM to Henry: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Reginald: Cockroach ankles!
RHM: Ye- uh, what?

RHM: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Aneesah: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Cobra: Okay, but what is updog?
Angela: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Ellie: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Reginald: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Charles: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
RHM: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Ellie: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Angela: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Cobra: What's a henway??
RHM: Oh, about five pounds.

(Gottem)

Dave: How do you want your coffee?
Cobra: Black, like my soul.
Dave:
Dave: Cobra, your soul is a latte.

Henry: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Charles: Well then who's is it?
Henry, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Ellie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

(Deal with disappointment Ellie, I wanted to be a cat.)

Aneesah: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Angela: What? No good morning?
Aneesah: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

(They're sisterly love when they borrow each others stuff)


Aneesah: Are you drinking enough water?
Cobra: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Ellie: Oh no.
Charles: *cries* I love you too.
Reginald: Sounds fake, but okay.
Henry: *A flustered mess*
RHM: Can I get a refund?

Henry: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Reginald: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Angela: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Dave: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Charles: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Aneesah: I have emotional scars.

(Now for some archived quotes)

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Aneesah, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.

Angela: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Charles: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Henry, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Aneesah: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Reginald: You mean literally or figuratively?

Aneesah: Honestly the fact that I have to specify.

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Okay that should be enough madness, multiple generators were used for this. Thank you all for the support on this book. I had a wonderful time.

Goodbye, Sayonara, Adios, Das vi dania, Totsiens!

Thanks for everything guys!

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