V: I hate Creepers now.

Atreyos: I think everyone does.

- SkeletonBoi has joined the game -

- Death_Raider has joined the game -

- Golden_ArcherLeader has joined the game -

- Skodik has joined the game -

Atreyos: Whoa, whoa, whoa. How did everyone get here?

Skodik: Heyyyooo guys. Wassup.

V: Answer the question.

Death_Raider: Where's Medusa? I promised to help her out.

Medusa: Im in the mine.

Death_Raider: K

- SkeletonBoi fell from a high place -

Skodik: Some person told us the IP Address.

SkeletonBoi: Yeah. She said she knows everything about you and stuff like that.

Atreyos: Who's she?

Death_Raider: Forgot her name.

- BluFireX has joined the game -

V: ???

Atreyos: Who are you?

BluFireX: IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!

Golden_ArcherLeader: I think we should ban her-

BluFireX: Wait, srsly, I was jk.

Medusa: Hey look, we found diamonds.

Atreyos: Are you speedrunning or something?

Medusa: ...No...

BluFireX: Medusa is sus.

Skodik: Yeahhh

Atreyos: Wait what does sus mean?

Everyone: *gasp*

- Atreyos was slain by Death_Raider -

Atreyos: What was that for?

Death_Raider: For not keeping up with society.

BluFireX: Atreyos, is it true that you have a painting of yourself on top of your throne?

Atreyos: WTF How do you know that?

BluFireX: Im a stalker.

Medusa: BAN HER!

V: K wait.

BluFireX: Before I get banned, it was an honour playing with you guys...

...And Atreyos x Medusa ship forever!

- BluFireX was banned from server -

Skodik: Weird.

Golden_ArcherLeader: Atreyos x Medusa? Wut

SkeletonBoi: Whats a ship?

Atreyos: Um, I searched it-

Medusa: What is it?

Atreyos: Matchmaking people

V: *gags*

Death_Raider: Wait, so she thinks Atreyos and Medusa are-

- Death_Raider was banned from server -

Atreyos and Medusa: ...

V: I wish I didn't hear that.

Skodik: I know! Why don't we all just go to that forest over there. Im sure nothing bad will happen.

Golden_ArcherLeader: Wait, why do the trees not have leaves?

SkeletonBoi: ...Is this normal?

Medusa: Whats that?

*Gold block platform with burning Netherrack surrounded by redstone torches*

Everyone: ...?

Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

BluFireX: Yeahhh and now we just code in Herobrine and voila! The world is cursed.

Edit: This is so old that Xiphos was still named Skodik.