Me:*sees that I'm close to having 1k*i need to write something!
Me:*posts breaking spells*
Me:ok,now I sleep.
Wattpad:*turns on radio at low volume*
Me:*still sleeping*
Wattpad:*blasts"party in the USA"*
Me:WHAT IS IT!?!
Wattpad:1 THOUSAND MOTHER DUCKER!
Me:*jumps up*ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!!
*screams*oh my gods you guys,thank you for 1 thousand reads!i never thought I would ever see a book of mine with 1k under its title and look at it now!thank you so much for all of the support,as a thank you...I made this:

i know it's terrible but I had to make something!and it doesn't even compare to how shocked I am that their are 1k people reading this!thank you for everything you've done to support me.*hugs*