Me:*is bored and goes onto wattpad*
This book:*a little over a hundred reads and 20 votes*
Me:*slams hand on table*FALSEHOOD!
Oh my god 105 reads!?and 20 votes!?you guys are amazing and I never thought this would actually be noticed till I actually looked at the number of reads,I mean,this book is pretty new and 105 people have read it?!thank you so much for everything,I hope you like what I have planned for this book and I hope you can give me some ideas for future chapters.
Virgil:*walks in the room as a cat*why are you talking to a tablet?
Me:people like you and Logan as cats for some reason!
Roman:*walks in holding some bread*why is this all you eat?and why do I have it in my pockets all the time?
Virgil:because the key to a cat's heart is food,we're supposed to be in love so you just carry around food for that joke I guess.
Roman:*smirks*wait till you go into heat~
Me:SAVE THAT FOR A LATER CHAPTER GUYS!also,what the duck Roman you'd be doing that with a cat.
Roman:because he's a pussy.
Me:*facepalms and Virgil hisses at Roman*