AU: Symbiosis x Modern (because it's fun)

Context: It's not obvious yet, but in Symbiosis, Sabre/Goblin has anger issues XD

Is this just an elongated incorrect quote? Yes. Do I care? Nope.

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[3rd Person POV]

A group of Orange Steves sat in the living room of a large house, visiting their Leader.

They were chatting happily, the Orange Leader sat in an armchair while sketching, Happy and Funny sitting next to each other on the couch working on woven bracelets, Shy working on a paint-by-number while sat on the floor next to the Leader's chair, and Nerdy leaning against the wall with a book in his hands.

They hear the front door open, followed by two familiar voices. One seems to wander a little and fade out of earshot, while the other approaches the living room, sighing.

"Crystal? Sabre? Is that you?" The Leader asks.

"Yep, it's us." Crystal replies, appearing in the doorway and walking in. "Sabre went to go clean oil off his hands."

Happy and Funny scoot over to make room on the couch, and Crystal sits down.

"Is something up? You sound tired." Funny says.

"Well... we were on our way here, and since neither of us have a car, me and Sabre were taking the sidewalk route." Crystal starts. "We were coming up to one of the busier intersections and were almost at the crosswalk, when some guy in an expensive car splashed us with a puddle and honked at us."

"What a jerk." Happy says, looking a bit angry.

"Well, he... got what was coming to him. Sort of."

The Orange Leader gives Crystal a concerned look as everyone looks up from what they were doing.

"...How so?" He asks.

"After that happened, Sabre got really mad about it. I tried to calm him down but he just wouldn't." Crystal continues. "The guy stopped at the intersection because there was a stoplight, so Sabre ran after him, reached into his open window, and-"

Everyone turns when loud, sudden footsteps thump down the hallway, accompanied by crazed giggling. As it gets at its loudest, Sabre appears in the doorway, grinning like a madman, holding up-

"Who wants a steering wheel?!"

Everyone else just stares at him, with horrified looks on their faces, while Crystal facepalms. There is a very long silence.

"...You stole that guy's steering wheel?!" Nerdy exclaims. "Just- took it out of his car?!"

"Heheheheheh yep! And he had no idea what to do!" Sabre says, still smiling.

"What could he do-? You took his steering wheel!"

"Sabre..." The Orange Leader says, sounding disappointed.

"Why do you let him do these things?" Happy sighs, looking at Crystal, who looks up.

"He was already running off with it by the time I realized what he was doing, I didn't want him to get lost so I just followed him and got him back on the path here!" He replies.

"Sabre, you're going to get arrested if you keep doing stuff like this." Shy says quietly.

"Haha no I won't."

"Yes you will, you forget about fingerprints." Funny replies, groaning. "You're going to get the cops called on you."

"My fingerprints don't come anywhere close to matching a Steve's though."

"That just makes it easier to figure out it was you."

"Why would you even do this? It makes no sense!" Crystal asks.

"He was a jerk for no reason. I taught him a lesson."

"You need anger management classes."

"Do not. Hey, are there any snacks?"

"I made cookies earlier, don't eat all of them." The Orange Leader sighs.

"Awesome!"

As Sabre left the room, headed for the kitchen, Crystal made a mental note not to throw a water balloon at either Sabre or Goblin.

"...Also, put the steering wheel in the trash can."

"Awww man. It would've been a cool decoration."

"Were you going to keep it-?!"