Me:*asleep*

Steven:*sneaks up and smears spit on my gem waking me up*

Me:STEVEN I SAID- * gems heals* UR SAFE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!

*everyone eats a ghost pepper an faints*

ONCE WERE ALL AWAKE

ME:OK LAPIDOT NOW! *I shove lapis and peridot together making them kiss*

Lapis:TIGERRRRR! *she slams me into the ground with a water fist repeatedly while I laugh*

ME:OKAY PEARL EAT THIS PIZZA! *holds out a slice*

Pearl:N- *I shove it in her mouth*

Me:DONE!