(Alright first Jasper one shot hehe. Requested by TheSilentWitcher, hope ya like it! Also this is pretty mature so I warn you now.  Also, if enough of you want one, I will make a part two with giving birth and family life after c:)
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It all started 7 months or so ago. Classic love story. Girl meet boy, they fall in love, date, have sex and bam girl is pregnant. They get married and live happily ever after. Except this wasn't a "classic love story". No. This was one fucked up love story. Long story short, I met Jasper, fell in love with her. And for the record, Jasper is a hot piece of ass. How could I not fall in love with her?! But back to the story, turns out Jasper liked me to. Really cheesy and a little suspicious if you ask me. But oh well. Anyways, one night, y'know, Jasper classic, romantic scene. Jasper ran up to me, saying she really wanted to "touch my body", "lick my mouth hole" and my personal favourite, "use her meat thing to soak me". I'm not joking Jasper said all of this. I could barely breathe. Apparently, this is stuff that humans say. And of course, my answer was yes. After she bought me a drink. Maybe 3. But that is so besides the point.

That night, it started normal. Lesbian sex. But out of no where, and I mean fucking no where, Jasper shape shifted this giant giant dick. I'm not even over reacting. Look at your arm. Just do it. Then look at your wrist and how big it is. Yeah. It doesn't matter if you have small hands and arms or not. It's fucking massive. I was actually crying a little. But then Jasper shrunk it down a lil. Okay I'm getting too into detail. Anyways, she just came all. Over. Me. Like, there was stuff everywhere. Worst part? Didn't use a condom. Good thing I'm old enough to actually handle this kind of stuff. The next day, I ran out and grabbed like, 5 pregnancy tests. Two of them were negative, but three of them were positive. Note to self, don't buy cheap ass pregnancy tests. So I went out and bought 2 real, good ones. And just like I thought, I was pregnant. With Jasper's child. Sarcastic yay. Okay, okay but telling Jasper was the best part.

Flashback
"Jasper? I have to tell you something." I said, smiling widely. "Yes? What is it, human." It's been 7 months, and she still calls me human. Just think how awkward that is during sex. "I'm pregnant." I said. I wasn't nervous at all, for some weird reason. "What...does that mean?" Jasper tilted her head. "Jasper it means I have a child in me and it's yours." Of course she didn't know what being pregnant meant. "I'm sorry, I don't understand." She walked up to me and looked into my eyes. "Jasper, hun. Remember when you fucked me? Yeah and when your "meat thing" squirted out white stuff, that is cum. So that stuff, got into me, and gave me a child. That child is yours. You have a child now. Or you will in 9 months." I tried explaining. This was not going to be easy. "So you have...a tiny human...inside of you..?" Jasper said, trying her best to grasp the concept of pregnancy. "Well they will be part gem but yes, I have a tiny human in me." Jasper's eyes grew. "And is that human very very delicate?" I nodded. "This little thing is very fragile. If I get hurt, it may die." Jasper hugged me gently. "I will protect you! I can't let our little human get hurt!" Jasper yelled out. "Jasper it's alright. I will be alright." Gigging, I patted Jasper's head and hugged her back. "This just means we may have to get married..." Jasper looked down at me. "Married?" Oh boy. This was going to be a long night of explaining.

Flashback over

About 3 months later, when you could tell I had a child in me, I walked up to Jasper. "Hey Jasp? I'm really hungry can you get me some ice cream?" Jasper walked over to me. Her hair was up, and she was sweating. "(Y/n), babe, you can't eat this bad. It may hurt the tiny being." Ever since I told her I was pregnant, Jasper was a lot, and I mean a lot sweeter. "But the baby really wants some. Please Jasp?" I pouted. "Fine. I'll be back in a couple minutes. Will you be okay?" Jasper kissed my forehead and walked towards the door to exit. "Yup. You know it." I winked. Jasper smiled and walked out. Sighing, I sat down on the couch. "Wow...this is actually great..." I get a child, and a half gem half human one at that. We went to Garnet like, two weeks ago and she told us everything. So it's a baby girl, she has Jasper's gem, of course, and honestly the best part, Jasper won't die like Rose! Too soon? Nah. What could go wrong? Well, lots could go wrong but that's not important.

"(Y/n)?" Jasper finally got home. "Finally! I was waiting forever." I laughed and ran up to Jasper. "I was only gone 5 minutes." Jasper  smiled and sat beside me, wrapping her big, beefy arms around me, pulling me close to her. "Jasp? I need my ice cream." Jasper ignored me and started kissing all over my face. "Jasp please." I said, flailing my arms around, trying to break free. "Please free me." I said, talking to no one in general. I'm not the only one who does that. Right? "Jasper. Why are you being so loving? It's so out of character." I grabbed Jasper's hand. "Because you have a child. And I love you and that child." Jasper smiled at me, cheeks a little dark. "J-Jasper...that's the first time you've ever told me you loved me!" Yes it was true. After 10 months of knowing each other, lots and lots of making out, and one hot, hot sex moment, Jasper finally confessed. Yay congrats. Let's throw a party.

*Six Months Later*
"Holy fucking shit this baby is an asshole!" I yelled, sitting on the floor. The baby really really hated me. It would not stop kicking. Why? It was Jasper's child of course. "Are you alright?! Is the baby coming?!" Jasper ran over to me, panicking, and stressing out. A lot. The thing was, I was due any day now. Yay. Super duper fun. "Oh no. It is coming, Jasper." Jasper actually looked like she shit herself. "Jasp, I'm joking. The baby isn't coming." I couldn't stop laughing. Now Jasper looked like she shit herself and then cleaned it up with another asshole. If that even makes any sense... Let's just say Jasper was mad. But also laughing herself. "Don't do that. I was terrified." Jasper picked me up and hugged me, making sure to not crush the baby. "Jasper, I love you." I say, kissing her gem. Jasper smiled and started to pet my hair. It was kinda creepy... Then BAM!

A spoon fell. Jasper tensed up and held me close. "Jasper calm down. It's a spoon." She just ignored me and stared down the spoon.

"I will not calm down. You must be protected."