"And so the Insanity begins," Static sighed.

Nightmare spit out his coffee and choked, and tried to learn to breath again.

"The Voices seem to be having fun..." Static said dryly.

"Heh..." Blue said.

"Wait... where did that voice come from!" Sci demanded.

Everyone ignored him.

"No Hugs!" Nightmare snarled.

"If we say no, the voices get... weird," Static reminded him, and this was from the monster with a touch phobia.

"Fine!" Nightmare snarled.

Luneadventures appeared and quickly gave hugs to them, giving Lust and Static extra long hugs then vanished, the duo could deal with hugs... for now.

"Can't a guy have no relationships," Nightmare begged.

"Nughtmare?" Dream said and giggled.

"Boss?" Cross asked sadly.

"You don't count! your mine!" Nightmare said, then blushed.

"Heh... now that's a fun dare," Blue said cheerfully.

"WHAT!" the doom and gloom boys said in shock.

"I knew he had a crush!" Ink said happily.

"No Really where is the voices coming from!" Sci said trying to science the whole thing.

"Urgh.. not like I have a choice," Nightmare growled, Blue skipped over... and somehow grabbed Nightmare and tilted him over... and kissed. Dream gained a nose bleed, Static and Lust rolled there eye lights.

"..." Nightmare said as the kiss ending blushing like crazy, Blue cheerfully skipped across the room and sat down next to static.

"Boss?" Horror asked, Nightmare blushed heavily.

"Bosss!!!!" Cross cried in disbelief.

"Anyway... next please," Lust said as Nightmare continued trying to be a goopy tomato.

"Yes!" Dream cried.

"Why do all the Dares have me in them!" Nightmare cried.

"Well, you heard them," Lust said holding up a camera.

"Yes Brother, lets hug," Dream said eyelights gleaming.

"Fire.. don't make me do this!" Nightmare begged.

"Did you say something?" Fire asked, playing Among Us hide and seek style.

"JUDAS!" Nightmare cried out.

"Hug ATTACK!" Dream said a bit too gleefully as his twin couldn't escape.

Nightmare suddenly went limp.

"Did... boss just pass out?" Dust asked.

"Oh no, I broke him," Dream said in dismay, gently putting Nightmare on a  beanbag chair.

Killer poked Nightmare with a  stick.

"What lovely blackmail," Lust smirked hiding the camera.

"Still not sure how this works..." Sci said, who Blue had just explained the Asks.

"Oh!!! Its so floofy," Static said in awe, as the sweater appeared in front of him.

"Ohh... nicely made," Lust said, running a hand over it.

Static vanished into a side room quickly changed, coming back with the sweater on.

"Thanks Chaos!" Static said happily.

"And made by another you, that's very thoughtful;, Lust smiled.

"He-ats," Static said blushing a storm.

"Darlings, its fine," Lust said patting there glitchy other self.

"I don't get heats... or the urge to mate, I lost that when we all became Error," Static said looking ready to hide.

"As to who i like most, why would I like someone more then someone else?" Static asked bewildered.

"Which is fine with me, I had enough of that in my lifetime," Lust smirked.

"Wait... girly clothing... do I even have girly clothing?" Static asked.

"No, but I am prepared!" Lust said, pulling out a pair of high heels.

Static sighed and pulled them on, and then stood up.

And right away fell to the ground as a heel broke.

"I'm okay." Static said from the ground.

"Mostly confused, as people still haven't asked us what we meany by Lusts..." Lust said thoughtfully.

"Meh... could do without the horrible memory dreams, going to be a mess when everything comes out" Static replied still trying to get up.

"Kinda Hate and tolerate, have to keep the balance after all," Nightmare muttered, Dream sulked.

"Well, I do know while I'm in the asks otherwise we'd never get anything done," Static said looking up from the ground "As to how I feel, could be better... but I wouldn't change anything otherwise the me I am no wouldn't exist."

"Connect what?" Sci asked, who had been ignoring the insanity, Lust and Static sighed.

"Oh Darling, I'm far from okay. I exist as Static darling now, but I might as well be dead. My poor jacket... why did Ink have to destroy it," Lust sighed.

"Hey, we can just wait till time catches up and Lusttale exists again.. then you can steal another copy," Blue said.

"Wouldn't work, I had that jacket specially made. Don't want to steal it from myself after all," Lust replied.

"It was a great comfort to have as Error, even if i didn't remember why," Static explained.

"Okay first, I literally can't ignore the voices. Static can if the balance is good, but Fate likes me creating to much. So the drama one could say, only reason I'm here is because Fire has Fate busy," Ink said rolling his eyelights.

"Guys... come on let me out," a voice cried from the closet.

BAM BAM BAM

"I need to peee," they begged.

"Like I said busy," Ink smirked.

"Chocolate for the win!" Static cheered finally getting back in his seat, as Chocolate began to drop on his lap. He quickly used lovely new red had to hold his new stash.

"Notebooks don't work, I have a swish cheese memory due to Fate and being soulless and keep loosing them. And we've tried to enchant them before, I think Fate somehow had my last Notebook end in a Volcano?" Ink said thoughtfully.

"It was the Void,"  Static replied.

"Yeah.. enchanted to be not lost and/or destroyed only works if Fate doesn't find it funny," Ink said shaking his head.

"With pleasure," Static said, tottered over in the broken shoes and smacked Dream

"Mean," Dream pouted, Sadly Nightmare missed it all as he was still unconscious.

"Wings, sure," Ink said pulling out Broomie, moments later both wore said wings.

"Do we have to sing?" Dream asked.

"Yes," Everyone said.

Dream and Ink began to sing, Ink on tun and Dream.. should not be allowed to sing ever.

"Nope," an axetale Temmie said coming out of nowhere and taping Dreams mouth shut, and then joined Fire doing something on a  computer.

"I can flyyyy!" Ink shouted and flew off.

"...."

Thump

And gravity won as the wings weren't real.

"Anyway...." Lust said taking pictures of the downed Ink.

"Cookies," Static said with glee, adding the, to his chocolate stash in his red hat.

"Nightmare will get back to you later," Killer said still poking the unconsious Nightmare.

"That's future mes problem," Ink said cheerfully.

"Sure Shipper!" Blue said tossing them said Taco, Hopefully not one of his Taco's of mass destruction but a normal one.

"Less Chaos Please," Dream said pulling off the tape, and got nailed in the head with an erasure from the temmie.

"Oh, we have Static, Nightmare, Horror, Killer, Dust, Cross... yandere Blue tried to join but there not in this story," Cross replied.

"Yes, Fresh exists in this verse. And right now he's over there with Fire," Dream said, Fresh waived from beside Fire where he had borrowed her Switch.

"Try not to have to much coffee, it tastes good but too much can be bad," Lust told them.

"Nope, just lust.. and well me.. as I'm still Lust," Static replied.

"And there gone.. hope there okay. they seemed a bit frazzled," Lust said.

"Meh," Ink said changing and began to sing.

Cross grinned, having been recording everything.

"Ahh! Fluff attack!" Sci screamed running off in fear.

"Thank you," Lust said teary eyed, hugging the sweater.

"Thanks," Static replied.

"That's a wrap!" Fire called.

"Can I take the heels off now?" Static asked.

"No.. depending on the Voices there might be a part two," Fire smirked.