SOUTHERNERSSS

Alabama: ..damn liberals 

Mississippi: the limit of possible calorie intake

Florida: cat 1000 hurricanes

Georgia: pageants.... pageants everywhere

Louisiana: that fake ass chicken 

Arkansas in background: *WHEEZE* oh and .. Marley and Me .. *starts tearing up* 

Tennessee: when the toaster pops without warning and u forgot u put toast in there because u were listening to country roads 

Kentucky: if kfc were to ever shut down 

NORTHEAST BITCHES

New York: *running from new jersey*

New Jersey: *running with broken champagne glass*

Pennsylvania: the fact that I have a university named Indiana University of Pennsylvania

Delaware: I'll be lonely forevvvv

Maryland: *stares at Indiana* if someone steals another one of my football teams—

Indiana in distance: I DIDNT

Maryland: THE FUCK IF U DIDNT 

Maine: if the world were to ever run out of lobster

New Hampshire: prostitutes 

Vermont:  New Brunswick

Connecticut: fuck fuck fuck FUCK!! RHODE ISLAND I BURNED MYSELF

Rhode Island: WELL YOU GOT ENGLANDS COOKING TALENTS DIPSHIT

Massachusetts: squirrels

(Fuck it the Carolinas are apart of the northeast)

North Carolina: cat 7 hurricanes

South Carolina: YEET I have no fears  *pelican fly's close* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH @#&$!!?

Virginia: if west died

West Virginia: o

MIDWE STTTTTTT 

Dentist: *walks into room*

Ohio: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK *hides behind Illinois*

Indiana: *faints*

Missouri: bastard ass Kansas

Kansas: its more of a hate than a fear.. Fuckin Missouri

Michigan: when people try to walk on lake michigan during winter

Iowa: crows 

Nebraska: Iowa when crows take her corn

North Dakota: emussss

South Dakota: eeehehhhheh

Minnesota: moose

Illinois: *irritated voice* politicians

W E S T AF

Texas: w-water...

Wyoming: NOISEEE

Montana: friging fracking cows

Idaho: if Ireland's potato famine happened in Idaho

Washington: headphones turned all the way up, like I DIDNT DO THAT

California: no WiFi

New Mexico: UFO S

Nevada: if Vegas became independent

Arizona: what is snow

Colorado: SKI GIRAFFES

Utah: cheese

(And i think that's it fuckkkk)