(Earth girl)

Virginia:Earth girl asks Canada, are you sure you'll be ok?

Canada:I'll be ok as my parents Marriage-

Canada:Wait no they got a divorce-

Canada:I'll be ok as the 1940's-

Canada:Wait ww2-

Canada:I'll be ok as Russia is!

Virginia:But isn't he a depressed alcoholic-

Canada:DAMNIT-

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Va:H o l a.