- Are you sure this is legal?

- Run away with me.

- You did WHAT?!

- It's your fault we are in this mess!

- I can't believe you dragged me into this.

- Don't give me that look! It wasn't my fault!

- Just pretend to be my date.

- Marry me!

- I'm not jealous.

- We can't keep doing this.

- Stay the night. Please.

- You can't die! Please don't die!

- Nooooo... I'm not drunk. *slurs* I just drank the punch. I didn't drink any alcohol.

- I could kiss you right now!

- Are you still awake?

- Shut your mouth before I shut it for you!

- Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.
(Found that on the internet)

- You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.

- All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.

- It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.

- I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.

- I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?

- It’s midnight, what do you want?

- If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.

- When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.

(Most of these I found online.)