If I had a penny
For every time you lied
I'd have a million pennies
And a million more besides

And if I had an aching tear
A penny or two for when
You left me all alone right here
I'd never find the end

If I had a blooming rose
For every time I cried
I'd have a blooming garden yes
A garden that's all mine

If I had your sorrow
For every song I wrote
Every time you called me
I'd add an extra note

So if I had a penny
Roses full in bloom
A tear upon each song
I that know we'd be through