Hidan's POV

"What the fuck?"

"Your dead."

"What the actually motherfucking fuck?"

"See ya."

"Wait! Jashin-Sama!"

I growled as I was dropped into a room, well onto a sofa. A bark stopped my from finding someone to kill.

I slowly turned my head to see a black lab and a meowing ginger cat. Now. I may be a fucked up killer but at heart, I fucking love animals. A pain from my chest made me look down.

A moment of silence.

"THE FUCK!? I'M A BITCH NOW!?"

The dog barked loudly as I started going on a rage. I turned around to see the dog next to me, looking adorable as hell.

"What?" I asked as it wagged its tail, lifting its head and showing a red collar. I crouched down and looked at the name.

"UCHIHA BITCH!?" I looked at the dog in shock as he nodded. Itachi died and followed me. Shit.

I looked at the cat and raised an eyebrow.

"Let me guess. Leader?" The cat nodded. I groanes and stood up, walking to what I think the kitchen is. Kicking open the door, Itachi and Pein followed me into the kitchen.

There. On the counter. Was my baby.

"Sythe-Chan!" I cheered as I picked her up and hugged her, my beautiful tripple bladed red sythe.

Through thick and thin she stayed with me. Forever loyal she is.

Pein meowed loudly as I glared at him.

"Food or killing spree?" I muttered under my breath as I looked at them, a grin slowly forming on my face.

"Killing spree!" Pein and Itachi followed me as I kicked open the door and ran out the forest, where the house was. Weird place.

I ran towards the nearest town, jumping onto a house with chakra as I eyed for the perfect target.

Pein hissed and pointed a paw at two people. Both had masks.

One had a yellow hoodie on top of them with a black mask, which had a frowning face on it. The other had a feminine mask with brown fluffy hair.

Worst thing is. They were staring at us.

"Shit." I squeaked as I leapt off the house and hid in an allyway. Itachi ran ahead of me, turning around a corner only for him to run back.

Pein froze from behind me as I turned slowly, seeing a dude with a white hoodie. The mask duo from before were ahead of me.

"Fucking bitchy ass fucker with a girly mask and yellow bitch ass hoodie! What next!? A tall faceless man with a fucking suit!" I screamed in anger.

White hoodie pointed behind me again.

"Oh fucking jinx my ass." Right behind me was a faceless man in a suit.

"Fuck this shit I'm out." Pein muttered as I glared at him.

"Oh yeah talk bitch!" I growled as he glared at me.

"Dont make me Shinra Tensei your ass." He threatened as I flicked up my middle finger. Itachi just stayed silent.

"Oi weasel bitch." He looked at me. "What are you thinking?"

"How much your an idiot. And an escape root."

"Did you just do a little tree joke?" I asked as he slowly nodded.

"Hidan." He suddenly said. I looked to my right just to see white hoodie a foot away from me with a knife out.

I let him stab me, he tackled my body to the ground. I croaked out in pain.

'Pain glorious pain!~" I sang as I reveled in the pain.

"Go. To. Sleep!" White hoodie yelled as he kept stabbing my chest. After a minute he stopped, standing up.

"Too bad Jeff. I thought she would struggled even a bit." Female mask called to white hoodie, now Jeff.

"You done Jeffy?" I cooed as they all froze. I stood up as a crazy grin overtook my face.

"H-How?!" Yellow hoodie screamed as I cricked my neck.

"Jashin-Sama." I simply said. Jeff ran at me, I lifted my sythe and batted him away just as he reached me.

I smirked as he slammed into a wall, coughing out blood.

"Tsukiyomi!" I heard Itachi yell as both masks fell to the ground. I cackled as Pein lifted a paw at faceless dude.

"Shinra tensei." Faceless flew back as I lifted my right hand, into the Tora sign.

"As a dear tranny would say," I started as a grin overtook my face. "KASTU!"

The three of us disapeared as explosions set themselves off, lighting up the sky. I fell onto the sofa and growled, glaring at the ceiling.

"Not even a single bit of blood. Son of a bitch." I hissed as Itachi chuckled.

"Me and Pein can go find someone and lure them here."

At those glorious words, I leapt up.

"Really?!" I squealed as they looked taken aback.

Suddenly lights went off. People began to pour into the house as they pointed things at us.

"Put your hands up!" One of them yelled, he was covered in full body masks. CPPA was printed in yellow on his uniform.

"Alright alright. Whats got your asshole on your tittes?" Someone shot something at my foot.

I slowly looked down.

"Huh."

The person who shot me gaped.

"Your arrested for coming into contact with Creepypasta. The Creepypasta Protection Agency will keep you protect but you'll be treated like a mental asylm patient."

"Well fuck me and call my Sasuke."

"HIDAN-CHAN!"

"FUCK OFF UCHIHA BITCH!"

"Did that dog just talk?!"