I snarled at the doctor in front of me, struggling in my straight jacket.

"Miss Hidan. Please. Calm down." The doctor, a Mister Furn, squeaked as I hissed.

"Fuck you! You just took me from my home for four years! Seperated me from Itachi and Pein! AND YOU FUCKING ASK ME TO CALM DOWN! HELL FUCKING NO BITCH!" I screamed at him as guards began to pile in.

One of them froze at the sight of me, to which I glared at him.

"Fucking newbie." I spat as he kept staring, beging to walk over.

"Danny stop!" Another yelled at the guard crouched down in front of me and took his helmet off slowly. Long blonde hair and a bright blue eye was what met me.

"Hey Hidan-Chan Un." Deidara grinned. I blinked and gaped.

"Deidara!?" I yelled at him as he grinned even more and held up his hand, showing off the weird mouth.

"In the flesh Yeah." He grunted as people began to stare at us.

"You seen Uchiha bitch and Pein fucker?" I calmly asked him as he tilted his head.

"Yeah. They turned back into humans about three years back Un."

"Son of a bitch! They didn't tell me!" I yelled. Deidara smirked at me.

"Wanna break out?" He asked as someone yelled out 'Danny!' in shock.

"Hell yeah." I told him as I added chakra to my arms, succsessfully breaking out of the straight jacket.

I saw my sythe over by the door and calmly walked over and grabbed her, spinning her. A grin overtook my face as I felt bloodthurst rising.

Warning. Gore.

I ran at a guard and slammed my sythe into their head, taking it off as blood fell everywhere. Someone screamed as I cut into another's stomach, grabbing his throat and ripping it with my teeth. Deidara was tearing into people with his bare teeth.

Blood rained around us as I cackled, slamming the butt of my sythe into someone's eye. They screamed as I grabbed a nearby knife and slammed it into his arm, twisting it slowly.

"Thats what you fuckers get." I hissed as me and Deidara continued the blood bath.

I walked down the halls of the asylm with Deidara next to me, I paused at a door and kicked it open. Right in front of me was Itachi, slowly getting stripped by a female doctor.

"Oi bitch." She looked over in shock. "Get the fuck off my man bitch."

I stabbed her in the head with my sythe as Deidara untied Uchiha bitch. I spat into the womans eye as she shivered, coughing up blood. She finally died as we walked out.

"PEIN BITCH!" I yelled into the hallway as someone cursed. I turned that way and skipped, being a little girly bitch.

I slammed my fist, with chakra on it, into a door and saw Pein. He was also was strapped by a straight jacket but getting sat on by a nurse.

"Is this place full of doctor whores?" Deidara asked without his tic, as I glared at the whore.

"Get. Off." I growled as she smirked at me. I slowly brought out my sythe with a growl.

(Time-Skip)

I stood in front of an army of guards with a growl. I wrapped my arms around the guys.

"These my babies. You touch one. I kill you. You look at one. I kill you. You hurt one. I kill you." I hissed as I placed a kiss on top of each of their heads.

My mother hormones were kicking in so my possesive mother side also appeared.

One of the guards dared shoot near Itachi.

"Oh shit." Itachi ooed as a glint came into my eye.

"Your. Fucking. Dead."

(Time-Skip)

We were sititng in a random house that we found (after I killed the owner of course) eating.

I was the cook back in the Akatsuki. Not to toot my own horn but I can make some bomb ass roasts.

"So who died Un?" Deidara joked as we glared at him. I turned around, my pink apron is manly, and pointed my wooden spoon at him.

"Do not joke about death unless your about to kill someone." I scolded him. He rolled his eyes and pouted.

"Hai Okaa-San." He mockingly said. I cracked my knuckles slowly as he winced back. Itachi stood up and grabbed a random book.

"Creepypasta legands." He read out loud as I looked at him.

"Open it." Pein ordered. Itachi slowly opened the book, his eyes scanning the page.

"Slenderman. Splendorman. Trenderman. Sexual Offenderman?" He trailed off as I perked up.

"Now thats my fucking type of man!" I joked as Deidara giggled. Me and the other two looked at him.

"Who are you?" I snarled. He looked shocked and slightly hurt.

"I'm Deidara, Hidan-Chan Yeah." He said, I only just realised his bangs was the wrong way round. It was on the right of him not the left.

I grabbed my sythe and aimed it at his head. Itachi slowly handed me the book as I looked down at it.

"Changer. Newest pasta we know of. It is able to change into anyone or anything to lure you into a false sense of safety, only leaving one or two rare mistakes. If its hair, personality, color or anything. It has no true form nor gender. It serves under Splendorman and has no true malice against humans, only likes to mess with them." I read aloud as Pein stood up slowly.

We eyed the creature.

"His chakra is different. Thats the first clue." Itachi told us.

"His bangs are wrong." Pein snarled, his Rinnegan slowly turning more purple.

"And he giggled. Deidara never giggles. Makes him seem like a girl and he hates being called a girl."

The creature slowly twisted its mouth a smirk.

"Yes. Deidara is somewhere, possibly dead bu-"

We were gone the second it said dead. Itachi activated his Sharingan as Pein looked around.

"Forest." Itachi told us as we ran, chakra in our legs. We finally caught sight of Deidara's chakra, in a big mansion in the forest. We paused at the doors as Pein nodded to me.

I kicked open the door and ran in, seeing lots of people looking at us in shock.

"BITCH WERE THE FUCK MAH BLONDE BITCH!?" I yelled as I held up my sythe.

"HERE DUMB ASS BITCH!" Someone yelled, throwing a elf.

"Oh look Hidan-Chan. Its Jeff-Chan." Pein told me as Jeff began going red. I looked over and frowned, my face twisting.

"I dont give a shit about bleach bitch. Where is my blonde bitch?" I hissed as a tall as clown like man appeared in front of me.

"Oh! Your Deidei's family huh?" His high pitched voice echoed in my ears.

"Itachi. What are the hands signs again?" Itachi looked at me in shock.

"Dragon, boar and tiger." He simply said.

"Katon: Gokekyu No Justu!" A flaming dragon aimed for everyone as they yelled.

Pein ran straight for the stairs as me and Itachi began the blood bath.