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LAURA
FAIRER
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INCORRECT QUOTES!

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a/n: these will include season 2 dynamics along with season 1. also, please excuse the reused screencaps in some of them; it is VERY difficult to find ones of reina so i worked with what i had.

THE ONES I COULDN'T GET CORRESPONDING SCREENCAPS FOR:

Laura, on the phone with Steve: Turn around
Laura: No, the other way
Laura: Again, the other way
Laura: Okay, one more time
Steve: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Laura: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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Dustin: [Sneaks into house at 2am]
Steve: [Turns in swivel chair] Care to tell me where you were?
Dustin: I was with... Uh... Laura!
Laura: [Also turns in swivel chair] Care to— [keeps spinning] Steve — I can't stop the chair—

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Kidnapper: We have your child
Laura: Which one I have seven
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who won't shut up
Laura: Which one I have seven

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Nancy: Look behind you, but don't be obvious
Laura: [WHIPS HER ENTIRE BODY AROUND VERY OBVIOUSLY]

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Laura: Here you go, Dustin
Dustin: Thanks Dad
[Everyone is staring at him]
Dustin: ... What?
Mike: You just called Laura "Dad"
Dustin: What? No I didn't!
Laura: Do you see me as a father figure, Dustin?
Dustin: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure because you're always BOTHERING ME.

[Sources: Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Community, Tumblr]