Get ready for the cringe!

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After the whole breaking your punk ass grandson out if jail, Caeser went to the tea room to drink some beers tea. Joseph came in "Caeserino! How are you love?" Caeser looked up at his husband and gave him a smile right before he went back to drinking his tea.
"Babe don't ignore me..."
"Well I'm sorry! Can't I just drink tea in peace?" Caeser responded harshly. "But coffee's better!"
"Tch, let me drink in peace damn it!" Caeser then threw a cushion at his husband which made him go to the garden, alone (RIP Joseph) and Caeser went back to his precious alone time.

Holly fit concerned that her father's were arguing again and doesn't know if she should call her mother to get her two fathers to get along.

Meanwhile...

Jotaro was walking to school, surrounded by the fangirls like always, so annoying really.
"SHUT UP YOU BITCHES" they then swooned and kept following him.
He never noticed that two people were staring daggers (hah get it) at him, a small female and a red haired male.
"So, this is the Joestar we are after? Can't wait to see his blood on the floor"
"calm down, Ahe, we will get to that part soon enough..." The red head told the smaller being.
He then got a paintbrush and slashed a red streak of paint over a portrait of the young Jojo.

Just as he did that, the kujo went tumbling down the stairs, that was their cue to give the threat to the tall teen.
'how the fuck did that happen?' thought the tall teen.
The girls were telling him to be more careful, and that's when he noticed them.
A girl, wearing a green shirt that was on top of a stripped long sleeve, cuffed up jeans, leather back boots and a haircut that had two long front hairs and short back hair, icy blue eyes and olive skin with freckles.
There was also a boy that got his attention even more, he had cherry red hair, a weird hair noodle, stunning amethyst eyes, snow white skin and a green gakuran.

They walked down the stairs, once they arrived to where Jotaro was, the red haired boy gave him a napkin "here, to clean your wound" while the girl was making sure the teen with the hat didn't do anything to her best friend.
"Thanks" replied the emo boy, after that, the midget and the flamboyant teen walked away until
"hold it" they stopped in their tracks to look back at him.
"What are your names?"
"...Ahe, Ahe Kekoa" said the small one "Kakyoin, Kakyoin Noriaki" said the gorgeous boy, and then walked away.

"Wow they were interesting"
"that girl better not steal Jotaro from us" (she won't)
"that boy was really cute"
"yeah but I prefer Jotaro better"
"me too!"
"Me three!"
The girls kept bickering until Jotaro had enough and walked away to go to the nurse office.

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The nurse was on the floor and the female had pinned the tall teen on the wall with daggers, Kakyoin was the windowsill holding a puppet.
"We will kill you for master Dio!" They said in unison, both of their stands came out, one looked like a striped melon and the other had floating limbs, purple skin, defying gravity purple hair with golden highlights, a gas mask and Nordic signs on their chest.
Jotaro's stand came out and tried to punch the purple one but it appeared it had teleported behind him and slashed his back.
Joot groaned in pain, she tried again but was caught by a fist and was punched, a lot.
"AHE!" Kakyoin yelled, worried about his friend, he sent out an emerald splash only to get deflected, he beat the shit out of him and defeated both of them.
There was an explosion, there was chaos all around.

"Yare yare, the old men would want to talk to both of you" he picked them both up and headed home.
He could swear the red one smelled of cherries and the small one smelled of hawaiian malasadas.

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Sorry if it's short, at least it's helping me feel better at least.

Wise words of the day:
Smoke grass,
Eat glass
And sled fast