*Theme song rolls*

TV: La la la la! La la la la! Elmo's Worl-

ThistleWing: WRONG THEME SONG, YOU MOUSE-BR- *Blinks at Camera* Oh... Hi there...

FireFlight: •-•

ThistleWing: Anyways, JayFeather's Stick has just finished judging with a score of...

FireFlight: Er... *Punches numbers into BlackStar's calculator* 165! *Glance at Thistle* Positive, that is.

ThistleWing: Yay! The next competitor comes all the way from StarClan itself! Please welcome-

FireFlight: ELMO!

ThistleWing: *Nudge*

FireFlight: *Hides Elmo plush behind back* Er- I mean SpottedLeaf!

SpottedLeaf: ...Hi... •-•

ThistleWing: HI! What will you be performing for us today?!

SpottedLeaf: I will be reading a poem to my true love.

ThistleWing: Okie! Go ahead!

SpottedLeaf: Eh-hem.

Roses are red, Goldenrod is gold.
Your pelt is orange like a fire,
And your eyes are a blazing leaf.
I love you, my love.

FireStar: *Cheers* WOOOO!

SandStorm: *Punches*

ThistleWing: WOW! That was very...er...deep, SpottedLeaf! Who was it dedicated to?

FireStar: *Puffs chest out*

SpottedLeaf: FlameTail >:D

FireStar: WHAT?!

SandStorm: *Cheers*

JayFeather's Stick: ...

MapleShade: *Leaps at SpottedLeaf*

SpottedLeaf: *Dies*

ThistleWing: Huh. How odd. BrambleClaw?

BrambleClaw: So sad... NEGATIVE 65!

ThistleWing: I'm just going to pretend I never heard that... RowanClaw?

RowanClaw: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 5.

ThistleWing: THANK YOU! MistyFoot?

MistyFoot: Poor SpottedLeaf. 7.

ThistleWing: ThatOneWindClanDeputyThatNoCatCanRemember?

ThatOneWindClanDeputyThatNoCatCanRemember: Hmph. I like the part where FireStar's hopes and dreams are shattered. 4.

ThistleWing: Alrighty, then! FireFlight?

FireFlight: *Calculates* Er... -49!

ThistleWing: *Twitch* ALRIGHTY! WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE OF STARCLAN'S GOT TALENT! THANK YOU FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING FROM YOUR DENS! THIS IS THISTLEWING, SIGNING OUT FROM STARCLAN HEADQUARTERS. Tune in for our next episode tomorrow at 1 p.m SCST!
(StarClan Standard Time).

A/N:

Huh...kinda odd.