ThistleWing: *Glare at ThatOneWindClanDeputyThatNoCatCanRemember*

FireFlight: Our next contestant comes all the way from the past. Please welcome... JAYFEATHER'S STICK!

Audience: *Silent*

JayFeather: WOOOOOOO! *Claps*

ThistleWing: SO! JayFeather's Stick, what will you be doing for us today? *Holds microphone to Stick*

JayFeather's Stick: *Silence*

ThistleWing: Well?

JayFeather's Stick: *Silence*

ThistleWing: C'mon, don't be shy!

JayFeather's Stick: *Silence*

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FireFlight: ...

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BrambleClaw: ...

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MistyFoot: ...

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FireStar: ...

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LeopardStar: ...

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OneStar: ...

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LeafPool: ...

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LittleCloud: ...

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WillowShine: ...

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ThistleWing: Well, then... BrambleClaw, what do you think?

BrambleClaw: *Claps* FABULOUS! 39!

ThistleWing: FINALLY! NOT A NEGATIVE! *Cries Happily*

FireFlight: *Pats on Back* I guess I will continue, then?.. RowanClaw?

RowanClaw: Pfft! Not ShadowClan! 90!

FireFlight: But you just said that he's not ShadowClan...why give him a positive?..

RowanClaw: Because I canz.

FireFlight: ;-; I don't get paid enough for this.

ThistleWing: *Mutter Between Sobs* Darn right.

FireFlight: MistyFoot?

MistyFoot: NO WAFFLES! 12!

FireFlight: I'm just not gonna bother... What about you, ThatOneWindClanDeputyThatNoCatCanRemember?

ThatOneWindClanDeputyThatNoCatCanRemember: Hmph. ThistleWing was confused. 24.

FireFlight: You four do realise that you can only rate 1/10, don't you?..

You Four: *With a shrug in unison* Meh.

FireFlight: Okay?.. ;-;

ThistleWing: We'll be back after a short commercial break!