Firestar: L-let allll mouses *yawns* that have reached the age of 6 moons... uh... gather beneath the elders den... to... uhm... I say these words before my former deputy, in hope that his spirit will hear and approve my fresh-kill...
Berrypaw: Firestar! Those aren't the right wooooooooorrrrrrrdddddssssssss!
Firestar: Wh-wha? Oh sorry... it's time for Berrypaw's kit ceremony... *falls asleep*
Hazelpaw and Mousepaw: :) Berrykit
Berrykit: HISS
Hazelpaw: UH WAWAWAWAWAIT. THAT'S ILLEGAL. DON'T MAKE ME CALL HOLLYLEAF.
Berrykit: :(
Mousepaw: Ya'know, maybe we should wait until Su high to wake Firestar. I mean, he is pretty old-
Firestar: Did you just call me OLD!? *suddenly awake and not a very happy clanmate*
Mousepaw: 😅 N-no... of course n-not...
Firestar: *huff* Well, I'm awake now. I suppose I should carry out your ceremony... I guess next time I shouldn't say it's first thing tomorrow...
LET ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO LOOK UP THE ACTUAL WORDS TO THIS CEREMONY ON THE WARRIORS WIKI GET THEIR UNGRATEFUL BUTTS BELOW THIS JUTTY OUT THING!
*The cats gather below the jutty put thing he stands on*
Mousefur: Why are we out here? The sun isn't even up yet!
Berrypaw: I asked at least 19 alarmed looking twolegs what time it was, and they all said 12:00 am! And Firestar said he'd do my ceremony first thing in the morning!
Hazelpaw: Well, I mean, there was this one twoleg who fainted...
Berrypaw: He didn't count!
Firestar: ...so... are we going to do the ceremony or argue?
Berrypaw: THE CEREMONY!
Mousepaw: *snickers* Yeah, your kit ceremony...
Firestar: Okay. I don't remember your mentors so I'll just assume you're all ready to be warriors.
Brambleclaw: *le sad*
Firestar: Okay, Hazelpaw, you can be Hazeltail because it kinda rhymes. Mousepaw, you can be Mousef- oh wait, someone already has that name. Maybe Mousedung? No, that name's taken too... uh, Mousewhisker. And Berrypaw, you can be Berrystumptail!
Berrystumptail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone else: Omsc yessssssss
Firestar: Shut your trap, Berrystumptail!
Everyone: *le snickers*
Firestar: nah, I'm joking... you can be Berrynose.
*le crickets*
Berrynose: *nervous laugh* y-you're joking again, right?
Firestar: hmm? No. That's your warrior name. Why?
Berrynose: ... what kind of name is BERRYNOSE? YOU PEICE OF FOXDUNG! *hisses and jumps on Firestar*
Hollyleaf: JUMPING ON A CLANMATE IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *jumps onto Berrynose and pushes him off Firestar*
Mousewhisker: *eye twitches* hypocrite...
Berrynose: bleh! Whoever writing this I will give $20 if they make Hollyleaf go away!
Fourth Wall: OWWWW
Hollyleaf: BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Fourth Wall: Just by talking I hurt myself :(

I'm only on the first spoof and the fourth wall is dying... halp meh
Hehe who else thinks Hollyleaf is a hypocrite?