Im bored and tired again, so ignore this
Vixy: *walks up to DJ with a piece of pie* lets try and make it right! dont wanna start a fight
DJ: *takes the piece of pie cautiously* thanks?
Vixy: and we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright *lights go out*
DJ: oh shiiiiiiiiii- *angel comes out of nowhere* *screams like a little girl*
Vixy: we're not so scary if you see us in the daylight! You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night
Vixy: lets try and make it right, dont wanna start a fight. And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright! We're not so scary if ya see us in the daylight. You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night
me: *waves and smiles* HEY THERE! How ya doin? nice to meet cha! are ya new in town? Dont think I've seen you befor-ore. its great to see new faces around! and if you'd like it I can give a tour, of our enchanting wonderland new and improved without the doors!
Dj: well then im totally screwed..... *stares at me catiously* where the heck did you even come from?
me: there's no escape but then, who would wanna leave?
DJ: *raises hand* me ( this was my first reaction when I listened to the song. XD)
me: its a fantastical (look at the toy animatronics, making up new words XD) paradise, and its not make believe! Im so glad to have a new member of the ba-and! you're one of us now, so let me take you by the ha-and! *reaches hand towards DJ while smiling*
DJ in mind: Im gonna die.
DJ: *hesitates* im defiantly gonna die
me: but what is that I spy, with my robotic eye? I think I see some flesh inside the new guy
DJ: *panics* SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A ROBOTIC EYE?!
me: *turns to vixy* maybe he isnt everything that he seems
Vixy : time to investigate
Both: whats underneath the se-eams!
*music drops*
DJ: SCREW THAT IMMA GET OUTTA HERE!!! *all doors and exits get blocked off* weeeellllll it was a nice life while I had it T-T
Vixy: lets try to make it right dont wanna start a fight
me: and we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
Both: we're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
Vixy: you'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night
(x2)
Vixy: niiiigggghhhtttttt if you survive the niiiggghhhhttt
me: oh I'll take you away, to our enchanted land of play! Forgive me for being suspicious! Mischief's not on my brain!
DJ: *mumbles with sarcasm* of course it isnt
me: we're programmed to be (word i dont know) if someone messes with the mainframe!!! Its not that we dont trust you, we do! We love you too! Its just that.... Here at Freddy's, we have a few rules
Both Vixy and me: and if you break them we will have to break you like you broke our hearts! We'll be forced to rewire you and repair your damaged parts!
DJ: I didnt break your heart! Well I dont think I did .-. Oh lord im gonna die
Me: now you wouldn't want that, and frankly, neither do I. But sometimes to do some good yoU'VE GOTTA BE THE BAD GUY!
Both: in this world we play, we hope you will stay! And we will throw our most electrifying (word idk how to spell). For more attire is required for you to take part! You need some skin that needs removing before we sta-art! *music drops once again as we grab dj*
DJ: OH SH*T IM GONNA DIE LORD HELP ME PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE
me: 😑 *puts ducktape on his mouth and ducktapes his hands and feet together and then I ducktape him to a chair and start whispering to Vixy*
Vixy: *nods* lets try and make it right! dont wanna start a fight.
Me: and we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright. We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight!
Both: you'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night *someone laughs darkly that isnt us*
(Normal thing X2!!)
DJ: *kicking and squirming* BUYKSDBKEWC!!! (Translation: I DONT WANNA DIEEEE T~T)
Me: *carrying out "niiiggghhhhttt" and "oooooohhhh" while Vixy sings*
Vixy: lets try and make it right! Dont wanna start a fight! And we're so sorry if we give you all a light fright! We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight! You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night!
Me: im sure you'll survive..... Just dont break the rules and.... Play nice ^_^ we'll be the best of friends....... Forever
*music stops*
Me: DJ?
DJ: *has fainted from being terrified of DYING*
Me: 😰 told you it was a bad idea
Vixy: *shrugs* he'll be fine! Just..... Yeah no we better apologize as soon as he comes-to....
Me: 😰 *takes ducktape off and teleports him to the couch* I seriously. Told you its was a bad idea, but did you listen?!
Vixy: 😔 *sighs* no...
~3 hours later~
DJ: *wakes up* huh? *remebers everything*
Narrator: and ever since then, DJ has slept with a knife under his pillow. The end
Guysimboredhelpijustrandomlycameupwiththisimreallytiredhelpoknight!!!
DJ: you know people probably cant read that, right?
Me: yeahbutimtiredok?
DJ: *sighs* I hate that prank
Me: >:3 andihavemanymorefnafsongstousetoscareyousobeprepared
DJ: .-. Oh shiiiii-
Vixy: *puts ducktape on his mouth* NO! Bad DJ!
Im very tired so please dont be scared of me XD please forgive me if I scared the heck out of you and just know Im bored and tired, not a good mix
Night guys!
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