Differences in my story parents and irl parents when I bring home a boy (never has happened before irl but it'll happen one day XD) warning!: will be cussing because my parents cuss
Story mom: *walks through door to see boy* angel who's this?
Irl mom: *walks through door to see boy* ANGEL WHO THE F**K IS THIS?!

Story dad: *sees me hanging out with boy in car-rider place* who was that?
Irl dad: who was that? Do I need to get my gun? Whats his name? Where does he live?
Me irl: O.O ummmmmmm not telling for any of that but you dont need your gun....

Story Jamie: *sees boy* hey! Angel who's this? *smiles*
Irl Jamie: if you f*ckin hurt her ill f*ckin shoot you
Me irl: *waves hands* WE'RE NOT DATING DANG IT

story Jonathan: *same as Jamie*
Irl Jonathan: *sees me with boy* wait till dad, mom! and Jamie hear about this. Make sure you dont say anything about his name or adress
Me irl: I know I know... T-T

Yep

I can see it now

Im screwed