Things my friend sent me recently:

Obi Wan: Luke, this one of your father's lightsabers. One of his many, many lightsabers, most of which are either ruined, scattered all other the galaxy in various mud pits, inconvenient trees branches, deep holes, or all of the above.

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Snoke: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Kylo Ren: I don't know, Hux probably.

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Sorry I don't know who these originally belonged to though...