*Disclaimer! I do not own any of these references or songs or characters aside from Roxy! Enjoy!*

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Anakin: I've connected the dots!

Obi-wan: You didn't connect shit.

Anakin: I've connected them!

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Padme: All women are QUEENS!

Tarkin: If she breathes...she's a THOOOTTT!!!!!!!

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Rex: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you...

Roxy: BuTcHyA DiDn'T!!!

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The Chancellor: No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No, no, permission denied. That's an off topic question, next. You have been stopped!

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Rex, filming Anakin and Obi-wan: Two bro's, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!

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Roxy: *Looking at batteries* AA....AAA......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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The 501st drunk off their asses: A potato flew around my room! 

*SCREAMING*

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Barris: Hey I'm lesbian...

Ahsoka: I thought you were Mirialan?

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Wolffe, after a mission and being around the 501st or the 412th: I don't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't gonna sleep cause of me!! *Banging pans together*

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Kix: Hardcase, get on the speeder we're going to the vet.

Hardcase: Why? Is one of the dogs sick?

Kix: No, I'm just taking you in to get you put down cause I'm sick of your shit.

Hardcase: O-O NNNOOOOOOO

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Hardcase, in the ER after gluing himself to something again

Kix:...I can't decide whether you should live or die...

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Jesse: So I'm sitting there...BBQ sauce on my titties

Roxy: *Dying of laughter*

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Fives: I saw you hanging out with Cody the other day.

Echo: Fives! It's not what you think!

Fives: *Pulling out his gun* I won't hesitate, bitch!

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(I'm realizing halfway through this probably isn't very funny, is it? Oh well.)

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Ahsoka: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

Anakin: *facepalm*

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Rex: Look at all those clankers...

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The 412th: Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens!

The 501st: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISARY CHICKENS!!!!

Bonus: Yoda: in rotisary chickens, sticking my dick in.

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Echo: I am the let brain I am the left brain I work really hard til my inevitable death brain, you got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brains might.

Hardcase: I LIKE OREOS AND P***Y

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Obi-wan or Anakin: I love you...bitch. Ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

Satine or Padme: Oh my God..

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Anakin: *trying to take a nice picture of the squad* Can you guys say Corruscant?

Roxy: *Speeding past on a speeder* I'M A GIRAFFE 

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Cody: Uh, Waxer could you read number 23 for us?

Waxer: No I cannot, whattup, I'm Waxer I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read.

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Yoda: Hi, I'm Yoda and I'm your freestyle dance teacher. *Starts flailing his little limbs*

Everyone else: *Backs away slowly*

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Wolffe: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENSES!!!!

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The 501st on Umbara whenever Krell speaks: dadadada dadadada dododododododododo FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKER

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Lux: Oh sorry I fell asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwhich.

Wolffe, Ahsoka, Rex, Roxy, basically everyone: Go back to sleep, and starve!

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Kit-Fisto: *RAH!

Mace Windu: Stopppp, I coulda dropped my croissant!

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Roxy: *Jamming out to the smoke alarm, unbothered that she may die*

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Cody: You ready to fuckin die!?

Rex: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!

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Hardcase: I'm JOHN CENA!!! *Plays the recorder with his nose*

Rex: *Disappointed*

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Ahsoka: Roxy? Is that a weed?

Roxy: No this is a crayon..

Ahsoka: I'm calling the police! *puts the number in the microwave*

911whatsyouremergency!?

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Lux: hey everyone how you doin?

Roxy: *Growling and snarling*

Lux: *Screams*Get yo fuckin dog bitch!

Ahsoka: It don't bite...

Lux: Yes it do!

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Cody: *Sleeping peacefully*

the squad of my dorks: *Shaking him violently*

WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!!!

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Obi-wan filming Anakin in a glass elevator*

Anakin: *Dabbing*

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Kix: *playing the beginning of sail on keyboard*

Roxy: SAIL!!!!! *Smashes keyboard*

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Wolffe: *mixes all sodas from machine together* Fuck you

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Ahsoka: Hey Roxy, you want some? *hands her a can of soda*

Roxy: This bitch empty, YEET! *LAUNCHES THE FUCKING CAN ACROSS THE BASE*

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Yoda: I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I SMELL LIKE BBEEEEEEEFFF

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Tarkin: I mean, four female Jedi, the femenists are taking over. I'M AN ADULT VIRGIN

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Kix: *Pours a bowl a lemons* Well, when life gives you lemons!

*thomas the tank engine ending*

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Roxy: *Singing* Who's that sexy thing I see over there? *Looks in mirror, screams* WHAT THE FUCK! Oh my God, Sorry, No I'm ugly!

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Ok, I think that's all I've got. Enjoy? lol