Shopping with Cody #1
(Instead of being in front of a 'crowd' Cody is in the store with a camera, like a vlogger.)
Cody: Hello, I'm here to show you how to properly shop for Christmas and grocery's!
Cody: I have Echo with me, along with Rex and Hardcase, but those two idiots are in the toy aisle, so I don't have to worry about them.
Echo: *Shuffles awkwardly behind Cody*
Cody: *Goes to look at underware*
Echo: *Crawls inside clothes rack, hides*
Cody: Get out of there!
Echo: No! THere's underware everywhere and it's gross
Cody: *Leaves to find food instead*
Rex: *Creeps up behind and gives Echo a snow ball*
Cody: *Gets hit in the back of the head with a snow ball*
Echo: *Whistles innocently*
Cody: What the hell man!?
Cody: *See's Rex with a wheelbarrel of snow balls*
Rex: Here you go Echo
Cody: *Screams and runs*
Echo: *Chases him*
Cody: *Hides until he passes*
Cody: Alright I think he's gone, sorry you all had to see that.
Echo: *Somewhere else in the produce aisle*
Echo: Hey, I'm alone, I can say what I want!!
Echo: *Inhales*
Cody: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Puts on bleeper*
Echo: #### ###### ###### ###### ##### ### ###### #### ####### ########### ###########!!!!!!!
Cody: *surprised pikachu meme face*
Cody: *Leaves*
Cody: Okay, let's go get the food I need for the cooking show....
*He turns around*
Rex: *Stands creepily at the end of the aisle and shoves cake in his mouth*
Cody: Uhm, okay we're not going that way.
*Goes to next aisle*
Rex: *follows*
Cody: Um, nope not here either...
Rex: *Is right behind him*
Cody: WHAT THE FUCK REX GOD DAMMIT GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
Rex: *Hisses and runs away*
Hardcase: Hey Cody, can we get this toy?
Cody: NO! You're both being little assholes and I'm gonna make you sit in the ship if you don't behave!
Hardcase: *Throws toy at his face, storms off*
Yoda: *Strolls by with a cart, Anakin is in said cart in a diaper.*
Cody: Um, wh-what the...
Yoda: Don't judge us, you pervert
Cody: I, uh, okay?
Cody: Okay, I need baking soda, chocolate spread, and cookie cutters, and maybe some milk.
*Walks around to find stuff*
*Has to pee*
*goes to bathroom*
Cody: *Opens toilet, only to see Yoda's face*
Cody: WHAT THE FUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
Cody: Where's Anakin??
Yoda: Oh, crap.
Anakin: *Screaming and being pushed around the store really fast by Rex and Hardcase*
*They crash into a large soda display*
*Giant Boom*
*Soda everywhere*
Cody: Security!!
Rex: SCATTER DON'T LET THEM FIND YOU!!!!!!!!
*They all hide in terrible places*
*They make a fort from toilet paper and hide within it*
Cody: Okay, now I can get my stuff.
*Gets stuff and goes to self check-out*
Rex: *Tries to check something out*
Scanner: Please try again
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Scanner: Please try again
Rex: GGAHHHHHH *Kicks*
*Hurts his foot, falls down and cries*
Rex: I WANT AHSOKA!!!!! AAAAHHHHH
Cody: *Backs away to find someone to help*
*Bags his items and leaves them all at the store*
ALl: *SCREAMING* WWWAAIIIIIITTTT
Cody: *Lands, throws giant snowball at Echo and kills him*
Cody: Oh my god no! Echo I'm so sorry!
Obi-wan and Anakin: What is wrong with you?
Echo: HAHA YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BITCH!!!!!!!!
Cody's ship: *Starts on fire*
Cody: WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cody: *Looks into camera* See you next time, on shopping with Cody......
*Le Fin
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A/N: Ayyeee I'm back with some more random crap! Hope y'all enjoy, expect more Star wars stuff coming soon for Christmas!! ~Emilypeej
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