Cooking with Cody HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
Cody: Hello everyone and welcome to a VERY special episode of.......COOKING WITH CODY!! Today we have three very special guests! ARC Troopers, Fives and Echo! And Jedi Padawan Ahsoka Tano!
*Small crowd of Obi-wan, Anakin, Rex, Hardcase, and Yoda cheers.*
*Fives, Echo and Ahsoka walk onto the stage*
Cody: Hey guys! I'm so happy to have you here today, because it's HALLOWEEN! The spoopiest day of the year!
Fives: What'll we be doing today then?
Cody: Well, I found three giant pumpkins, so we'll be carving those, and then after that, me and Ahsoka will bake a cake shaped like a ghost!
Ahsoka: CAN I EAT THE CAKE!?
Cody: Um, yes.
Ahsoka: ALL OF IT!?
Cody: No..
Ahsoka: Dammit..
Cody: Right, Ahsoka, you stand here and judge the pumpkins. Rex, pleasebring up the carving utensils.
Rex: Here you go, now where's my payment?
Cody: *eye roll* *Hands over a giant can of sprinkles*
Rex: That's it!? Do you have any idea how hard it was to get these!?
Ahsoka: Are those lightsabers!?
Rex: Yes.
Ahsoka: Mace Windu's, Obi-wan's, and Anakin's!?
Rex:.......yes....
Ahsoka: HOW DID YOU GET THEM!?
Rex: *Flashback*
Rex: *Slithers into Obi-wan's room, uses tongue to grab lightsaber* *Slithers out backwards. Goes to Anakin's room, sees him doing lunges in his underware. Rex throws up. slithers into bedroom and steals saber. Then slithers into Mace's room, and sees him doing squats, Rex takes a picture for blackmail, then uses tongue again to steal the magical purple saber*
*End of le majestic flashback*
Ahsoka: WHAT THE FUCK!? That's just weird, also show me that picture of Mace doing squats.
Rex: Not here, it's too bad for small children to see.
Ahsoka: Ew.
Cody: Alright Rex off my set before you start on fire or something!
Cody: *Gives two sabers to Fives and Echo*
Echo: *Dances with saber ignited* *Chops off camera mans arm*
*Screaming*
Echo: O_O I DIDN'T DO IT!
Cody: Echo, bad.
Cody: Ok, so let's start by chopping off the tops and gutting the pumpkin.
Fives: Can I eat the guts!?
Echo: *Leaps into the pumpkin and seals himself in*
Echo: hehehehhehehehehehhehehehheheheheheeheheheh *Suffocates*
Fives: You brought that upon yourself Echo, it's your fault your dying, and I won't help you agai- OH WHO AM I KIDDING ECHO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PUMPKIN!
Echo: UUUgggggHHHHHHHh FFIiiNNNEEeeee!!!!
Cody: Right, pumpkins are all gutted, so start carving!
Fives: *Carves butt into the pumpkin*
Echo: *Carves kitty face into pumpkin*
Cody: *Carves Traditional pumpkin face*
Fives: Now can I eat the pumpkin?
Obi-wan: *Cronch cronch*
Cody: What is that sound?
Cody: *Looks into his pumpkin*
Obi-wan: *Inside the pumpkin munching on an eye ball cut-out*
Cody: OBI-WAN! WHAT THE FUCK! GET OUT! *Sprays him with water bottle*
Obi-wan: *Leaps out of pumpkin, onto Ahsoka's head, dives into crowd, does a flip, jumps onto Rex's head, claws his face, runs away and takes off clothes*
Ahsoka: Um....
Rex: OOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Echo: lawl
Fives: HHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA REX GOT HIS FACE CLAWED OFF!!
Anakin: *Scratch and sniff*
Cody: Um....okay? Well, since the pumpkins are carved, it's onto the cake!
Ahsoka: YAY!
Yoda: *Scoots butt across stage*
Cody: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Yoda: *Stares Cody down while he continues scooting his butt*
Ahsoka: *Drop kicks Yoda*
Cody: Right, now onto the cake!
Echo: BUT WAIT! WE HAVE A QUICK WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR!
Cody: I don't have sponsors
Ahsoka: *Opens cubords, Yoda hands her stuff, then he leaps to the top of the stove*
Yoda: Hello everyone! I'm here to tell you about my new products!
Cody: Oh dear God no.....
Yoda: I now have, YODA BRAND TOILET PAPER WITH MY FACE ON IT!
Rex: I wouldn't put that on my ass if you paid me!
Yoda: I also have Yoda juice, milk, and coffee!
Echo: Wait, where's the milk from?
Yoda: Me.
Echo: *Barfs into the crowd onto Rex*
Rex: *Runs onto stage and starts punching Echo in the face*
Echo: NO STOP I'M SORRY!
Yoda: I also have freshly grown veggies! Straight from Yoda farms!
Ahsoka: Where's Yoda farms!?
Yoda: The bathroom. I have clones of myself doing the work for me
Obi-wan: So that's why you don't let me into the bathroom!
Yoda: Yes, that is when clone 5 was being bad....so I flushed him.
Rex: I'm glad we don't get flushed when we misbehave...
Ahsoka: I'll flush your ass down a toilet..
Echo: I've done it before...
Fives: I flushed him..
Cody: BACK ON TRAP PEOPLE! YODA GET OUT OF HERE!
Rex: *puts Yoda into bag, stuffs him in the garbage* *Takes can and shoves it down the garbage disposal and starts it on fire*
Yoda: *SCREAMS*
Cody: Um....ANYWAYS! Ahsoka, let's bake a cake!
Ahsoka: YAY! I got all the stuff out!
Cody: Right, eggs, flour, sugar, and milk into the bowl, then vanilla and baking powder.
Ahsoka: *Dumps everything into bowl, beats it into a batter*
Cody:........that works....
Echo: *Hands Cody a tiny ghost shaped cookie cutter*
Echo: Is this big enough?
Cody: *Grabs out a giant cookie cutter and slams it onto the counter*
Echo: Oh, well okay then...
Echo: *Grabs fives and goes inside a pumpkin to hide*
Pumpkin: *Starts spinning and flies away*
Fives: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cody: Oh well. Good riddance....
Ahsoka: *Dumps batter everywhere, and slams cutter onto it and throws it into the oven*
Cake: *Bakes. Flies out of the oven*
Cake: *Slams into Cody's face and starts eating him*
Cody: AHAHHHAHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME!!!!
Rex: *Starts cake on fire*
Cake: *Screams in agony, and starts everything on fire*
Rex and Ahsoka: *RUNS AWAY*
Cody: Well.....that concludes this Halloween Special of.....COOKING WITH CODY! *Sad jazz hands*
Ghost Cake: *SCREAMING*
Yoda: MYWHUIADBHBADBDYUABXCUYVAILUSCGBIAHOIDCAN I LIVE BITCH NYWEHEHHEHHEHEHHE
Rex: *Shoots Yoda with a grenade launcher*
Le fin!
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A/N: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I hope y'all get loads of candy or go to fun parties! I'm just gonna eat all my brother's candy in my Cas costume! XD A Halloween special of SPacebook should be out tomorrow? MAYBE! I need to figure out costumes and I also have work to do, so we'll see. But anyways, enjoy and I'll see you in the next chapter! ~sPoOkY Mlpeej OUT!
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