Chef Cody: Ok, hello and welcome back everyone, to....COOKING WITH CODY!

The few people in the crowd: *Sarcastic applause*

Cody: Please, ladies contain your excitement! 

Rex: *Throws his underwear*

Cody: REX WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Cody: *Cough* Right, anyways. Today we have a VERY special guest! Jedi Master Yoda! 

Crowd: *Applause*

Yoda: Grateful to be here, I am.

Cody: Okay Yoda, today we will be making Burritos! I've never actually made them before so we'll see how it goes! *in a whisper*"I hope nothing starts on fire this time.."

Yoda: I brought some special ingredients as well!

Cody: Ok, what did you bring today Yoda?

Yoda: *Steps onto a stool, and dumps out bag onto counter*

Cody: Oh..wow....uh, what's in the jar?

Yoda: Surprise, it is.

Cody: Oh dear God what have I just gotten myself into...

Yoda: First step, what is?

Cody: Uh, well first we need to get the tortillas i made earlier to save us time, then we put whatever contents in we want. But we have to chop the vegetables and brown the meat and beans.

Yoda: Beans, I have.

Cody: Oh, cool, that saves us from using canned beans. Uh, where did you get them?

Yoda: Tell you later, I will.

Cody: Ok, let's start making these burritos! 

Yoda: Brown the meat, shall we?

Cody: Sure. We just need to grab a pan, and put the hamburger into said pan, and brown it.

Yoda: *Grabs pan and meat from the counter*

Cody: Ok, I'll break up the meat with a wooden spoon and then we'll put it into the tortilla shells.

Yoda: Cook the beans, can I?

Cody: Sure!

Yoda: *Cooks his beans*

Cody: Those smell delicious! Can I try one?

Yoda: You may

Cody: *Grabs bean and eats it.* Where did you say you got these?

Yoda: Grew them in the bathroom, I did.

Cody: WHAT!? *Spits out bean into trash* THAT'S DISGUSTING! 

Yoda: In the toilet, It's not like i grew them. 

Cody: Still, the bathrooms around here are very unsanitary! Especially after Rex uses one!!

Rex out in the small crowd: Hey! RUDE!

Cody: Oh shut the fuck up Rex! 

Yoda: *Secretly dumps jar of brown contents into the meat while Cody is not looking.*

Cody: Ok, whatever, back to work. Hmm, was there that much meat before? Whatever.

Yoda: *Evil giggle* Next, what is?

Cody: Ok, Yoda did you bring fresh veggies?

Yoda: Yes, here.

Cody: Awesome, let's chop these up shall we?

Yoda: lets. Hehehehehe...

Cody: Why are you giggling suspiciously? 

Yoda: I'M NOT!

Cody: Uh, ok. *Chops veggies*

Yoda: hehhehehhehehehehhehehhe.

Cody: *eyes him suspiciously*

Yoda: *Super evil giggling*

Cody: Dude, your creepin' me out!

Yoda: Sorry....

Cody: Ok, veggies are cut.

Yoda: *Throws away good totilla's and changes them with mud pies.*

Cody: Ok! Let's put these bad boys together!

Yoda: *Manical laughter*

Cody: STOP THAT!

Yoda: Sorry....

Cody and Yoda: *put together Burritos*

Cody: Ok! Let's taste test 'em! *Takes bite* 

....

.......

Cody: OH GOD WHAT IS IN THESE!!!??? *Throws up*

Yoda: hehehehhehehehehheMUUWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA

Cody: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Yoda: I PUT NASTY YODA JUICE INTO THE SAUCE AND THE VEGGIES WAS NASTY GOO FROM THE FRIDGE I MOLDED INTO VEGGIE SHAPES AND THE TORTILLA SHELLS ARE MUD PIES!!!!!!

Cody: *Drop kicks Yoda out the window* YA FUKKIN CREEP!

Cody: *Sigh* Sorry about that. *Starts on fire* Of course.....well that's all folks! I need to go and rinse my mouth out and make myself NOT ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rex: *Runs up with a fire extinguisher*

Cody: REX PUT ME OUT!!!!!

Rex: *Beats the fire with the extinguisher* 

Cody: AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rex: UNTIL NEXT TIME!! :D

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A/N: ENJOY! ~Mlpeej