Cody: Welcome back everyone, to another episode of...COOKING WITH CODYY! *Jazz hands*

*Imaginary crows cheers*

Cody: Thank you. Now since last time didn't go so well, Rex won't be cooking with me. Instead i have Hardcase!

Hardcase: But mommy, i was about to kill a dragon!

Cody: Just shush and i'll get you free booze.

Hardcase: LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Cody: Right, today we will be making a cookie pizza!

Hardcase: I LOVE BOTH THOSE THINGS! But i've never baked or cooked anything.

Mlpeej: I've burnt rice ;-;

Cody: HOW?!

Mlpeej: *Shrugs* '-' ;-;

Hardcase: OK I GOT A PIZZA CRUST!

Cody: We're not making a literal pizza, we need cookie dough, chocolate spread, m and m's and marshmallows.

Hardcase: Oh, ok!

*Runs to get the stuff*

Cody: Ok, so while he does that, i'm going to get the frozen cookie dough out of the freezer.

*Cody digging in messy freezer*

*Rex sneaks in and crawls into a cubbord.*

Rex: He'll never find me in here....

Hardcase: I HAVE RETURNED!

Cody: Why are you shouting?

Hardcase: Because one of these days i'm waiting for it to blow someone away...

Cody: You play waayyyy too much Skyrim, bro.

Hardcase: I'm obsessed...

Cody: RIGHTY O THEN! First, we thaw the dough, then roll it out into a large circle, much like a pizza.

Hardcase: I thought you said we weren't making pizza.

Cody: we're making cookie pizza.

Hardcase: Enough with the lies you lil bitch....

Cody: Um, ok?

Hardcase: No. More. Lies.

Cody: *Awkward cough* Right! Let's bake the large cookie. Then after that we put on the chocolate spread!

Hardcase: Question. Can i eat all the chocolate spread?

Cody: No.

Hardcase: Oh, good to know.

*Cody picks up the empty jars of chocolate.*

Cody: Hardcase! There were a dozen of these! THEIR ALL EMPTY!

Rex: *Eating a jar of chocolate*

Cody: You hear something.

Hardcase: No.

Cody: Right, well i have to go to the supply closet and get more chocolate. Hardcase you come with and find the candys and marshmallows.

*They leave*

*Rex slithers out of the cubbord, and takes the large cookie from the over, and crawls back into the cubbord.*

Cody: Ok, it's been about seven minutes, so the cookie should be done and-

Cody: Where's the cookie!?

Hardacse: What do you mean?

Cody: I mean it's gone!

Hardcase: Cookies don't just get up and run away, Cody. It's gotta be here.

Cody: It's not! Well, i have just enough dough to make one more. We'll do that, and then i'll interrogate everyone to see who ate the cookie.

Rex: *Munches on giant cookie*

*Ten minutes later*

Cody: Okay! The cookie is done! Now we put on the chocolate spread and candy.

Hardcase: *Spreads chocolate*

Cody: Okay, and now i'll put on the m and m's and marshmallows.

Hardcase: I'm totally gonna eat this entire thing myself and then die.

Cody: No.

Hardcase: BUT WHYYYY!?

Cody: cause i said. Ok! It's done! I gotta get my camera, brb folks!

*Silence*

*Rex crawls out of the cubbord, steals the entire cookie pizza and looks at Hardcase*

Hardcase: Um...

*Rex shushes him and slithers into a drawer*

Cody: Where's the pizza?

Hardcase: I- um.....It just...

Cody: WHY DOES EVERYTHING I BAKE RUN AWAY OR BURN!?

*Le oven starts on fire*

Cody: WHAT THE HELL!?

*Rex munches happily on the cookie pizza.*

Cody: I give up!

Hardcase: ....

Cody: Goodbye everyone! 

Hardcase: Bai! :)

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A/N: XD Just felt like doing another episode of this. Poor Cody, will he ever be able to bake in peace? Will Rex ever NOT start something on fire? Find out in the next episode of...COOKING WITH CODY!!! *Jazz hands* :D ~Mlpeej OUT!