Cooking with Cody!
Chef Cody: Hello Everybody! Welcome to Cooking with Cody!
*Imaginary crowd cheers*
Chef Cody: And we have a special guest as well! Please welcome Rex!
Rex: Hi! I'm being held here against my will!
Chef Cody: Shut up Rex...
Rex: Nah.
Chef Cody: Whatever. Ok! So, today we will be making Apple fritters!
Rex: And how do we do that? *Note sarcasm*
Chef Cody: First, we need flour, salt, sugar, and baking powder.
Rex: We don't have baking powder...can we just use baking soda? What's the difference anyways?!
Chef Cody: There is a big difference...
Rex: Like what?
Chef Cody: Well...um, there's...uh...SHUT UP!
Rex: Okay cranky pants..
Chef Cody: Now we need milk, eggs and oil.
Rex: What kind of oil?
Chef Cody: Vegetable oil? Probably..
Rex: Oh...okay?
Chef Cody: Now, we mix it together.
Rex: Now the apples?
Chef Cody: Yep! You do that, while i go grab the frying pan, I'll be right back folks!
*Silence*
*5 mins later*
Rex: DONE!
Chef Cody: Rex?! Why did you put full apples in the bowl?!
Rex: You said to put apples in...
Chef Cody: They need to be skinned, cut and mashed!
Rex: Oops?
Chef Cody: You know what...i'm giving you ONE MORE CHANCE!
Rex: Okely dokely boss man!
Chef Cody: Okay, now we have to place them evenly and then we can put them on the pan and fry them!
Rex: You do realize that there's not actually anyone there...right?
Chef Cody: Ashoka's back there..
Ashoka: WHOOOHOOOOO GO REX!!! YYAAYYY!!!!
Chef Cody:.......
Rex: Heh, dunno what that's about...
Chef Cody: Can i trust you with frying them whilst i go and get the fine china?
Rex: Probably not, everything will burn and i'll probably die but..y'know...whatever floats yer boat...
Chef Cody: I'll be right back everyone!
Rex: *Pays no attention to the fritters*
*20 mins later*
Chef Cody: OH MY SWEET ASS!!!!! THE FRITTERS!!! MY KITCHEN SET!!!!!
Rex: *Standing around, not noticing the fire*
Chef Cody: REX GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!
Rex: Eh? Oh! Holy crap...now that's a fire!
Chef Cody: REX!
Rex: Oh..right right! Put out the fire!
Chef Cody: WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE FOOD!!?
Rex: Didn't want to?
Chef Cody: Y'know what?! Shoo! Get out! SHOO SHOO!!
Rex: Okay, okay!I'm going!
Chef Cody: Okay, well...that is all for Cooking with Cody *Jazz hands* ...*Faints*
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A/N: Thank you so much @Aelwyn for commenting this on one of my chapters and allowing me to use this! XD I love it! And i might do more, if you give me more ideas? ;) Well, i hope you all enjoyed! I know i sure did! And as always, i will see you..In the chapter! BUH-BYE! ~Mlpeej The Dragonborn/Companion Harbinger OUT! <3
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