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Star Wars Disney Parody

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*I Just Can't Wait to be King*

I'm gonna be a Jedi Knight,
Like no one has become.

You're a slave and eight and under weight,
And I own you and your mum.

I'm gonna have a laser sword, and free all other slaves.
I'll get the parts, and build my ship.
Then win my first pod race!

You'll die before that ever comes to be.
(Hahaha)

Oh I just can't WAIT to be free!

*Part of Your World*

Look at this stuff.
Isn't it neat?
Moisture vaoporaters make my life complete.
Wouldn't you think that I'm a guy... A guy who has everything?

What would I give, if I could live,
Out of this desert?
What would I pay, to spend a day,
Off of the sand?
Bet you off land, they understand,
That they don't reprimand their nephews.

Bright young farmhands, sick of farming, ready to stand?
And ready to know, what the other worlds know.
Ask them my questions, and get some answers.
Whats a Gungan? And why don't they have.... What's the word? Friends...?

When it's my turn, wouldn't I love, love to explore the worlds up above?
Not on Tatooine...
Someday I'll be... Gone from this world.

*Be Our Guest*

Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Put our mechanics to the test!
Put the Falcon in the landing bay, and we shall fix the rest!

Call the staff!
Let's go dine!
For we only live to mine!
And provide us with the finest clothes
Oh everything's just fine!

We'll have food!
No fear here!
The Empire is no where near!
For I have made a deal that'll keep them off our back...
Come take your Wookie's arm,
We promise you no harm.

Just be our guest!
(Be our guest)
(Be our guest)
(Be our guest)
(Be... Our.... Guest!)

*I Can Show You The World*

I can show you the Sith.
The Dark Side is much stronger...
Tell me Jedi, now when did you last let your fear decide?
Remember how your mum died?
Soon your girlfriend will join her.
Your Jedi friends are inept, they cannot stop your misery.

So join the Sith!
I'll teach you things you never knew!
Like how to choke a man,
Without your hands.
Let me share my knowledge now with you...

(Anakin) I'll join the Sith...
(Sideous) You'll join the Sith.
(Anakin) I'll kill Younglings.
(Sideous) You'll kill those kids!
(Anakin) I'll save Padmè.
(Sideous) Err.... Maybe?

Just you and me...

*Be A Man*

Trained at Italian opera school, Yoda Was. But you didn't know that Skywalker!

Let's get down to business!
To defeat... The Sith!
To complete your training,
Is my only wish!
Do or do not, there is no try.

My only quest, before I die.
Is to train,
The last of,
The Jedi!

(Be a man!)
You must be swift as the flying X Wing.
With all the Force to waylay our doom.
With all the strength of a raging Wampa.
It's time to destroy, the Dark Side, and that moon!
(Be a man)

"That's not a moon... That's a space station..." -Obi-Wan.

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