Echo: Hello and welcome to the Great Kamino Bake Off! He's Jesse

Jesse: And he's Echo. This is a show where our top 10 bakers from across the galaxy come together to battle it out in our legendary tent right in the heart of a Kamino storm.

*storm tears off tent cover*

Echo: Let's meet our competitors!

Ahsoka: My name's Ahsoka and I'm the proud Padawan of Anakin Skywalker.

Fives: My name is Fives and I serve the 501st.

Gregor: My name is Gregor and I've just recovered from memory loss. I'm also a poorly paid dishwasher.

Sabine: The name's Sabine, Sabine Wren. I'm an explosive artist and part time artist.

Kallus: My name is Alexandur Kallus and I'm a former Imperial Agent turned Rebel.

Obi-Wan: My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi and I have the best beard in the galaxy.

Satine: I'm Duchess Satine Kryze of Mandalore and I'm here to beat Obi.

Ventriss: My name's Ventriss -Do I really have to do this?

Echo: Yeah - you signed it in your contract.

Ventriss: I'm a former Sith Assassin turned bounty hunter.

Darth Vader: *Heavy breathing*

Kylo Ren: GRANDDADDY!!!! *dives for Vader's legs*

Darth Vader: Oh no....

Echo: Alright.....let's meet the judges!!!

Paul Hollywood: Yes it is me.

Cody: I am highly unqualified to do this job.

Thrawn: Interesting....*mentally calculates the volume of the tent*

Jesse: So Judges, what do you want the bakers to bake this week?

Paul: We want you to bake a 3D display of 540 cookies, evenly baked and full of unique flavours.

Thrawn: We're also looking for highly decorated displays of what represents whatever era of time you are from - like seriously people? How did you all end up here?

Cody: I just want cookies....or chicken nuggets

Echo: You have 3 standard hours to complete this bake.

Jesse: On your marks...

Echo...Get set...

Echo & Jesse: Bake!

Cody: I'm still waiting for my cookies....

5 minutes later

Echo: So tell me Darth Vader, what are you doing?

Vader: Today, Echo, I am baking the one thing that represents the Galactic Empire - my new toy - The Death Star.

Echo: That sure does sound evil!

Vader: It is....and now move or you will feel the power of the Dark Side.

Echo: Yeah sure. *immediately moves away from Vader's sweaty suit*

Kylo: *Dives right for Vader's legs, again* Teach me!! PLEASE!!!!

Jesse: Hey Sabine, what ya bakin' for us?

Sabine: Phoenix Squadron cookies made with chocolate chips, peanut butter Rebels and Raison Bucketheads.   

Jesse: Have you managed to complete the bake before?

Sabine: Loads of times. I'm pretty sure that I'll have some extra time to spice things up a bit.

Jesse: Let's hope so! Back to you Echo!

Echo: Thanks Jesse! So General Kenobi...I hear you and Duchess Satine have a background together.

Obi-Wan: Yes. Let's just leave it at that.

Satine: *making caramel* So you're too embarrassed to admit I am the better baker?

Obi-Wan: No I'm not!

Satine: We got bored one day, so we attempted to make some cakes. He blew up the kitchen by putting a load of tinfoil in the microwave, whilst the cakes were on fire. And the oven was off. 

Obi-Wan: *makes sure the oven is on*

Echo: Umm...Bob, can we get some medics and a fire crew on standby.

Satine: You couldn't even make cheese on toast if your life depended on it.

Obi-Wan: I made one this morning.

Echo: *coughs* and burnt it.

Obi-Wan: Did not!

Satine: I knew you weren't perfect at everything, General Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: Says the woman who wears Chilli peppers as earrings! And here's a photo to prove it! *gets out phone*

Satine: So we're having a blooper off now.....

Obi-Wan: You're making this too easy my dear....

Anakin: No need to get me involved! Anyway, how did you manage to get your filthy paws on this?! I deleted it!

Satine & Obi-Wan: KEEP OUT OF THIS!

Sabine: I've got one! And it's of Kallus!

Kallus: *covered in flour* I look like a disorientated high sloth....

Echo: Ok people! Get back to work!!!

Jesse: You have 2 hours left!

Obi-Wan: *Throws a bag of Sand over Anakin*

Anakin: *shrieks in pain* I HATE YOU!

Obi-Wan: That's for disrupting a very important conversation.  

Anakin: *Storms off dramatically*

Darth Vader: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU  GINGER NUT JOB! *check suit for sand*

Everybody: *confused*

Echo: We'll be back right after this ad break!