Dedicated to: Ahsoka-Ashla-Tano

This is part of the Sharon-verse but does nothing really to contribute to the Sharon the Karen lore

(post writing: actually it contributes a few things now)

So no, this isn't part 3 (mmaaaaayyyyybbbbbeeeee a part 3 soon)

(Post Writing: still not a Part 3)

The following one shot contains death, mention of death, and threats. Viewer discretion is advised.

Sharon the Karen sharply pulled his lightsaber out of one of his least favorite senators, relishing their pain as the light drained from their-

"What was that?" He looked around, narrowing his eyes. He could have sworn he heard several voices laughing or snickering, and at least one "oh boy, here we go again."

Sharon dropped the dead senator then stared directly at the wall. The only wall that mattered in this moment. The fourth wall.

"If you all gasp at that I will kil- politely ask you to evacuate the premises of this... what's it called again?" He checked a paper he randomly had in his hands, "oh, a one shot. I will politely ask you to evacuate the premises of this one shot. Whatever that is." Sharon held up his lightsaber very kindly, and definitely not threateningly, to the fourth wall.

"Now, I want all of you to listen closely... well what are you waiting for? Come closer- if you come too close I will smite you with no hesitation."

"Ah yes, there we go- I heard that." He paused, "if you value your life, I recommend not testing me. Now, if you'll allow me to speak-"

(Insert random questions for Sharon the Karen here)

"Sun-Fl0w3r_, you all remind me of those cadets I killed a while back. Except you're all alive... for now."

He chuckled to himself. "Good. That shut you all up. Now if you'll listen- er- read- carefully, I have a very important message to you. By the time you've finished reading this one shot I will have remembered none of the events that have transpired here. I will just go back to being a cool book character. So, I need to ask a favor of you all. I need you all to privately message @Sun-fl0w3r, before Wattpad removes the feature, with my full name three times in a row to ensure that that weirdo Brad the Chad does not return. If at least one of you says Brad the Chad's name, and I am looking at one of you specifically, he will return."

"I'd do it myself but I'm getting quite busy with being Chancellor, murdering senators, having to help Padmé raise our children,  and more."

He sighed. "Now go. There's no more reason for you to stay."

"...why are you still here? I told you to go- don't laugh at this, it's not a laughing matter!"

"You all are lucky I need you, otherwise you'd be like this senator right here." He scowled at the fourth wall and pointed to the senator he had killed. "Now, why don't you all be good little readers and go."

"No, no more questions, I will answer them sometime else. Don't you all have something more important to do?" He sighed, "The Republic really needs a fourth wall rebuilder," he muttered.

"Okay, I think some of you have left by now, hopefully preventing Brad the Chad's return... as for the rest of you who didn't leave, I am very disappointed in you. You have one simple job. Simple enough that I could do myself if I weren't so busy. But as perfect as I am, I unfortunately can't be everywhere at once."

"Well, a few are better than none, I guess I get to murd- evacuate the rest of you." he drew his lightsaber again, "viol-I mean politely."

He threw his lightsaber at the wall, when it magically healed itself. Somehow. And he strangely didn't remember anything that just happened. He'd have to figure that out later. For now, he had a body to hide.

I have no clue how to break the fourth wall for a whole chapter, so forgive me

Q&A in the Fan Book with your questions (submit in the "Insert random questions for Sharon the Karen here" part). Ask as many things as you want but keep it PG.

Have a lovely day/night besties! <3