Here are just a bunch of funny lines and short scenes I have in my head:

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Sith Master: Get up! We are sith, we do not die laying down. We die standing tall. *Standing over sith apprentice with arms folded*

Sith Apprentice: *from the guard* Well. Maybe I want to die on the ground. 

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The Sith Master is standing at the front of the table giving an important speech to his troops his apprentice is sitting next to him with a drink and he's opening a straw packet. Suddenly a scrap flies through the air and lands on the Sith Lord's head. He turns slowly to his apprentice who has a straw hanging out of his mouth. 

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He looked at the cup and asked, "What is it?" 

"Oh. Just some caff." The chiss hacker replied as her friend took a sip. "With some cream, seven packets of sugar, and seven shots of espresso. Oh, and a dash of cinnamon. I normally put whipped cream on top" She takes back the cup as his eyes go wide and he coughs. 

"How do you drink that?" He asked. 

She shrugged and took a long sip and said, "It's good,"

"I just had a sip and I do not think I'll be sleeping for a week." 

"Weakling." She said as she finished it off and tossed it into a garbage can.

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Saber and Rocket: Oooo! Pretty!

Blair: For the last time. Stop trying to touch the touch sensitive bombs!

Saber: But they are cool!

Rocket: Yeah!

Blair: Someone...help.

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 He looked around and saw a bunch of white armored figures staring at them. "See! This is why I don't like being around you magical mystical space wizard people." He says turning to look at the Zabrak, the Miraluka, and the human who all were holding their lightsabers still. 

"Magical mystical Space wizard people. HA! That's a good one." Laughs the chiss next to him who was holding her head back laughing. 

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"I want you to know one thing."

"Yeah?"

"I blame you for all of this!"

"Well how was I supposed to know there was an evil crazy force ghost trapped in the tomb!?"

"I don't know! Maybe because of the fact that we were in The tomb of the evil crazy force ghost!"

"Point. I shall remember this for next time."

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The next ones are more serious/suspenseful rather then funny:

He titled his head slightly to once side a small smile spread across his face. "You are a real fool, you trust in something completely. Yet, you do not even understand what it is truly."

"I do! I learned from the Jedi!" She shouted. 

"The Jedi? You mean those lying satpejona?" He replied sitting back in his chair crossing his legs. 

"The Jedi don't lie!" She snarled. 

That earned a chuckle from him and he replied, "Practically everybody lies. Those with power do the most." 

"I do not believe you. The Jedi do not lie! They tell us the truth and put us on a noble path." She stated. 

"Ah. Yes, a noble path. That is for yourself. Tell me this, the jedi swear to the galaxy to bring peace and protect those who can not protect themselves. Yet, then answer me this. Why do they place themselves above everyone? Why do they live in temples and not with the people who could use their help? Why do they not go and stop slavery on all worlds?" He asked. 

She was silent looking down. She had no answer for that but she knew that he was the lair and was trying to trick. She looked back up and held her ground glaring at him.

"Fine. That did not work, then how about this one. How do you think the Sith came into being and why do you think they hate the Jedi so much?" He asked. 

satpejona-traitors 

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"Sith and Jedi are two sides of the same coin, one can not exist without the other. For they keep each other in balance. The is both light and darkness in the world, shadows can not be cast across the floors without light and dark. Nature shows us this, there is destruction, yet that clears the way for regrowth." 

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"You leaving aren't you?" He asked. 

Wraith turns his head and said, "I'm sorry Vod'ika. I have to do this, I can't stay." 

His little brother looked down and said softly, "But if we ever meet again...I'll have to hurt you." Wraith walks over and bends down to look him in the eye. 

"No you won't. After all I am the better fighter." He replied. He then poked him in the forehead and said, "Stay safe." 

He turned and left the black cloak he wore swallowed the once white armor Wraith as he vanished into the darkened halls of kamino.