❤️I literally can't with himmmmmmmmm❤️
Requested by Chica_Is_Awesome1 Thanks broseph.

Yoitsme108: ugh, this is literally going to be so fun!!!

Poe: Yeah, I'm sure it will.

Kylo Ren: Hey.

Yoitsme108: *uncontrollable laughing, screeching, and crying.* DARKPILOT!!!!!! I can't! I can't!!! Number one otp in the whole forcing galaxy!!!!

Poe: Calm down.

Kylo Ren: Yeah, that's way too much.

Finn: is it safe to speak?

Yoitsme108: *falls down on floor with smile* I love stormpilot!!!

Finn: Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Rey: ok hi.

Yoitsme108: *dies all over again!* Reypoe is my shizzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! I can't right now! I can't even!

Rey: ok, take it down one million notches.

Yoitsme108: I can't.

Hux: I already want to leave.

Yoitsme108: OH  MAKER! I FREKIN LOVE GINGERPILOT! I know it doesn't make sense, but that will never stop me.

Hux: I'm going to kill you for good one day.

Yoitsme108: haha. You will try.

Leia: hey everyone.

Yoitsme108: hey Leia.

Rey: oh so you're not gonna freak out on Leia? But you did us?

Yoitsme108: that's because I ship y'all with Poe. I only ship Poe and Leia in a son and mother thing.

Leia: well, I'm very grateful she didn't flip out... so please be quiet Rey.

Rey: yes ma'm

Poe: the only ship in here that would make sense is me and Finn or me and Rey.

Finn: nope.

Yoitsme108: shut up!!! You know you want Ben Solo!!!

Poe: where did you even?  No.

Yoitsme108: if somebody put a gun to my head and was like 'deny darkpilot' then... I would have to die for my otp.

Kylo Ren: you would die just so you can continue shipping Poe and I?

Yoitsme108: you make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Hux: that's just stupid.

Yoitsme108: I would die for you too Hux.

Hux: please do.

Yoitsme108: ok I guess.

Finn: stop! You're so... just stop. Don't die.

Yoitsme108: ok.

Hux: thanks a lot FN-2187.

Finn: actually, not my name.

Hux: actually, don't care.

Kylo Ren: *high fives Hux*

Hux: *washes hand*

Kylo Ren: ok that was rude.

Hux: why do you all tell me how rude I am? I know I am.

Yoitsme108: that sentence just turned me on.

Hux: good for you.

Leia: be nice to your wife Hux.

Hux: we are not married. We have not had a wedding.

Yoitsme108: yet.

Hux: no! Because it will never happen.

Yoitsme108: it's okay. I'm fine with being your finance forever.

Hux: would you stop with that?!

Yoitsme108: no.

Poe: well at least she's being honest.

Rey: honesty is always the best policy.

Poe: unless you get kidnapped by the first order and Bennie boi is interrogating you to find Skywalker. Lying is the best policy in that case.

Ben: don't call me Bennie boi.

Poe: sorry, Sexe space boi.

Ben: Stop it!

Poe: I'm just using the names Yoitsme108 does.

Yoitsme108: it's funny when I do it.

Hux: no it's not. Nothing about you is funny... I mean, other than your face.

Rey: that's over the top.

Yoitsme108: my face?

Leia: Don't listen to him.

Yoitsme108: I'll try. I like his voice tho. I can't not listen to that freaking voice of his!!!!

Leia: oh.. dear sweet child. You need help.

Finn: the only thing I'm questioning is that picture above.

Yoitsme108: what about it? He looks really cute.

Finn: no... the one above that one.

Yoitsme108: one word. Darkpilot. The things you find on the internet! It's an amazing place!

Rey: the picture is actually pretty funny.

Ben: I don't like it. It's very unflattering.

Yoitsme108: it's cute.

Ben: that never happened in the last Jedi.

Yoitsme108: you wish it did.

Ben: wrong.

Poe: right.

Ben: would you stop? You're as bad as she is.

Hux: he's not nearly that bad.

Poe: it's fun to watch you all freak out.

Leia: Poe stop.

Poe: yes Leia.

Ben: why does my mom have to be here?

Yoitsme108: because. She is. Deal with it.

Finn: shocked. I thought you would have just sent her out.

Yoitsme108: no. Rey taught me about respect to myself. I can't just bend over backwards for guys.

Rey: you still have a lot of learning to do.

Yoitsme108: I do try. You know what would make this better?

Poe: what?

Yoitsme108: if Smolbean Mitaka was here.

Hux: don't you know he's scared of you?

Yoitsme108: he's scared of everyone.

Hux: you frighten him.

Yoitsme108: he'll get over it.

Hux: don't go near my lieutenant.

Yoitsme108: your such a tight wad jeez.

Ben: you're a loose wad.

Yoitsme108: What's wrong with that?

Ben: nothing... I am too.

Finn: Yeah, we know you don't care about the rules. You don't even need to say it. The walls of Starkiller are enough evidence.

Yoitsme108: why is Finn like roaster of the year?!

Finn: I just am.

Poe: Finn is very talented.

Yoitsme108: you would know.

Rey: oh my! Stop!

Yoitsme108: I'm jut sayin, they spend a lot of time together.

Finn: were beast friends.

Yoitsme108: that's what we see anyways.

Poe: it's true.

Yoitsme108: ItS TrUe.

Poe: enough.

Yoitsme108: EnOuGh

Poe: .......

Yoitsme108: ..........

Hux: can I leave now?

Yoitsme108: if you ask to leave ever again! I will tie you up and keep you here forever!!! I swear to the maker I will!!!!

Leia: ok. You need to sit down and rest.

Yoitsme108: sleep is for the weak.

Finn: I'm very weak then.

Rey: I love sleep.

Finn: how are you not able to sleep?

Yoitsme108: because writing until your the sun rises is more important.

Poe: don't you have like school?

Yoitsme108: DoNt YoU HaVe LiKe ScHoOl?! Yes I have school. How else am I gonna get far in life.

Finn: sleep. Sleep is required to learn.

Yoitsme108: says who?

Rey: science.

Yoitsme108: who is Science? He sounds like a jerk. So you're saying I should save this as draft and go to bed?

Hux: or just end it here.

Leia: hey that's an option.

Yoitsme108: well, sorry readers. I'm going to be weak and sleep. So I can learn.

Ben: thank you.

Fun rating:
Poe: 10/10
Hux: -66/10
Ben: -66/10
Rey: 5/10
Finn: 2187/10
Leia: 10/10
Yoitsme108: 10/10

-yoitsme108