Thanks for the request @jakkujedi

Yoitsme108: that picture is MY F A V O R I T E LUKE PIC EVER!

Luke: calm down.

Yoitsme108: ok.

Luke: seriously you're so... wait, did you just actually listen to someone? And not go crazy?

Yoitsme108: yeah, I'm trying it out, not being crazy that is.

Phasma: you won't last a day.

Yoitsme108: *thinks about throwing Phasma in a fire* we'll see.

Luke: how does it feel to be normal?

Yoitsme108: I feel contained and and generic, trapping my own soul in a colorless box.

Luke: whoa.

Yoitsme108: I don't like it.

Luke: just try harder, maybe you will like it.

Yoitsme108: shall we get on with the ship?

Phasma: actually I'd rather not. I would never even consider being in a relationship with Skywalker.

Yoitsme108: okay we don't have to do it.

Luke: what? Did you hit your head or something? Are you okay?

Yoitsme108: yeah I'm fine.

Phasma: does this mean I can leave?

Yoitsme108: sure.

Phasma: *leaves*

Yoitsme108: hey Luke, wanna sit on the couch?

Luke: sure. *sits* *pets other Luke*

Yoitsme108: *also sits*

Luke: this is nice.

Yoitsme108: *eye twitches* I CANT TAKE IT! *stands up and runs out*

Luke: well that was short lived, not even a day, metal lady was right.

Yoitsme108: *drags Phasma back in with souper strength* YOU WILL PARTICIPATE!

Phasma: maker! You know this is why people hate you.

Yoitsme108: ok, get shippin.

Luke: no, I knew this would happen. No matter how crazy you act or how much you yell, I will never be with Captain Plasma.

Phasma: it's Phasma.

Luke: sorry pharmacy.

Phasma: that's not even close.

Yoitsme108: *slaps knee*

Luke: okay yoitsme108?

Yoitsme108: people can usually get what they want by being crazy. I got Phasma in here.

Phasma: it will never happen! Give up!

Luke: no that won't work here. We don't do that here.

(Insert funny Black Panther meme)

Yoitsme108: please?

Luke: no.

Yoitsme108: please?

Phasma: NO!

Yoitsme108: FINE!!!! *grabs porg Luke and leaves*

Ratings
Luke: 0/10
Phasma: she thinks rating is below her.
Yoitsme108: 2/10

-yoitsme108