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Jango x Padmè

Thanks for the request -WEIRDOUT- . You're very nice.

Yoitsme108: you know, in the weirdest, but most normal way possible. I ship this.

Padmè: I don't. I'm loyal.

Yoitsme108: you're a loyal hoe?

Padme: no, just a loyal. I'm not interested.

Jango: *secretly disappointed that Padmè isn't Interested* why not?

Padmè: starts with A and ends in nakin.

Yoitsme108: ugh, would you two shut up for once?! You're such an annoying couple! Always with the 'WoW, LoOk At uS! wErE iN LoVe!' Well I have had enough.

Jango: Wow, who hurt you?

Padmè: that was honestly so rude.

Yoitsme108: I don't care.

Padmè: I can tell.

Jango: So, Padmè is completely uninterested?

Yoitsme108: yes Jango! You're cursed to stay single like myself!

Jango: then what am I doing here? And I think your single for a good reason.

Yoitsme108: it's because I'm a Jedi. That's why!

Jango: I thought maybe it was because you're an isolated nerd.

Yoitsme108: *gasps like a triggered boi* that was so mean!

Padmè: I thought you liked mean.

Yoitsme108: not when it comes from ugly Jango. I only like mean if they are hot. (Hux) 😍

Padmè: that is, that sentence is. Something else.

Jango: ugly? *very triggered appearance*

Yoitsme108: ok, significantly less attractive than most. I no longer ship you with Padmè. And! I'm going to blow up Slave 1.

Jango: try.

Yoitsme108: I'm capable of many things. I'll blow up Padmè too.

Padmè: What! No. Why am I getting blown up now?

Yoitsme108: I must destroy everything he cares about.

Jango: that's so evil.

Yoitsme108: the galaxy is evil. Dill with it.

Padmè: *leaves* I'm am not getting blown up today.

Jango: this could be worse. I did get shipped with my son once.

Yoitsme108: way to look at the bright side buddy. *slaps Jango on the back* I'm sorry I called you ugly. You're not ugly, just super annoying.

Jango: like, does it hurt you to give compliments?

Yoitsme108: no.

Jango: yep. Sure.








Jango rating: 7/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 4/10
Padmè rating: 0/10







-yoitsme108

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