Yoitsme108: ah, this was a suggestion by Real_Luke_Skywalker . Good job, you triggered my love.

Hux: *wipes away tear* Starkiller.

Yoitsme108: are you crying?

Hux: no.

Yoitsme108: well it looks like it.

Hux: I'm not crying!

Yoitsme108: oh! Remember when you said you were going to blast me into oblivion using Starkiller.

Hux: I remember it like yesterday.

Yoitsme108. Yeah, then I reminded you that itself was already blasted to oblivion.

Hux: carful Yoitsme108.

Yoitsme108: that thing was lame anyway. Pretty much Death Star three.

Hux: *visually triggered*

Yoitsme108: JJ, you screwed up. You messed up.

Hux: stop insulting things I like!

Yoitsme108: you like Abrams boi?

Hux: he's okay. I'm talking about Starkiller.

Yoitsme108: we can't be together anymore.

Hux: thank supreme leader holy maker.

Yoitsme108: like this anyway. I'll build you a new deathstar❤️

Hux: that would probably steal my heart if any girl said that or did that for me, but the fact that you're saying it makes it less then worthless.

Yoitsme108; ouch.

Hux: *shrugs*

Hux's rating: 10/10
Floating piece in space of Starkiller rating: 10/10
Yoitsme108: 10/10

They don't have any shrugging ginger emoji guys. That triggered the heck outta me. 🤷‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️. Poor smol Hux. Sorry love 💕 💗

-yoitsme108