There is some definite Last Jedi spoilers in this boi! Also, it's longer compared to the rest of this book. -yoitsme108 ❤️🤓

Yoitsme108: awww, look at you and lil Millie in that picture above❤️

Hux: I'm surprised you haven't made a chapter about me and my cat.

Yoitsme108: that would be super weird.

Hux: But you're super weird.

Crylo Ren: I wouldn't be surprised if Hux has something with his cat.

Hux: Ren! Why?! Why would you say something like that???

Crylo Ren: Yoitsme108, change my name right now.

Yoitsme108: fine.

Sexe space boi: no! Change it!

Kylo Ben: fine, I'll stick with this one. I know it won't get any better.

Phasma: how did I sucked into another one of these stupid things?

Yoitsme108: gonna get sucked into a trash compactor next am I right???

*cricket noises*

Yoitsme108: Finn?

Finn: it wasn't that funny.

Yoitsme108: it was for you❤️😏

Finn: k.

Mitaka: Sorry, I don't want to be rude but, I have only been in one of these. What am I suppose to do?

Yoitsme108: *runs up to Mitaka and puts arm around him sitting on a pink velvet couch* what do you think of Armi????

Mitaka: who's Armi?

Hux: it's me. But she needs to stop.

Yoitsme108: fine. WhAt dO YoU ThINk oF HuX??

Hux: how dare you mock me.

Yoitsme108: let the boy speak!

Mitaka: gets off couch and backs away behind phasma* I think he's a great General.

Yoitsme108: would you smash? Be honest.

Mitaka: no!

Yoitsme108: don't lie.

Hux: he's not. *starts pushing Away the couch Yoitsme108 is sitting on*

Poe: that's the ugliest couch I have ever seen.

Yoitsme108: well you're the ugliest... wait never mind. You're pretty bangable. Can't even bring myself to call you ugly.

Poe: that's what I thought.

Yoitsme108: anytime babe.

Rey: what is going on with you two?

Yoitsme108: YOURE RITE REY! THIS IS ABOUT HUX!

Poe: he's okay.

Yoitsme108: he's more then okay!!!        He is.         My favorite ginger ever.

Hux: Wow, I feel honored.

Yoitsme108: you should. There is a lot of great gingers in this world.

Phasma: may I leave?

Yoitsme108: why do you guys always wanna leave!!!!!!

Finn: *walks up to Yoitsme108 and holds up a mirror* see for yourself.

Yoitsme108: Wow, when did you. Damn! When did you become roaster of the year?!

Finn: you're just really easy to make fun of.

Yoitsme108: *lights on fire*

Hux: burn hehehe.

Yoitsme108: I HATE YOU! (Punny hehe)

Finn: *shrugs*

Yoitsme108: I'm kidding!!!!!!! I love you! Finn!

Finn: if you loved me you would end this book.

Yoitsme108: heh, love is overrated anyway.

Hux: yes. It is.

Yoitsme108: I still love you evil space gay.

Hux: What even is that name??? I'm not gay!

Yoitsme108: lovers give each other nick names.

Hux: never in my life would I ever be your lover.

Yoitsme108: But u r...

Hux: *holds back rage* no. I'm. Not.

Poe: why are you guys always so mean to her?

Kylo Ben: you have not gone through near as much torcher as Hux and I have.

Rey: that's true.

Yoitsme108: great now Rey's against me. I liked you Rey! You were my favorite female from Star Wars!

Rey: I am?

Yoitsme108: was, as in past tense.

Rey: oh...

Yoitsme108: earn it back. I have a new favorite now.

Rey: I'll try. *rolls eyes*

Mitaka: ummm, I have a girlfriend so can I leave? I don't like Hux like that.

Yoitsme108: Rey, you're my favorite again.

Rey: oh boy.

Mitaka: Wait? I was your favorite for a second?

Yoitsme108: a second. Buuut, you're not single.

Mitaka: I was lying, I have never had a girlfriend!

Yoitsme108: too late smol lil shy first order boi😘

Mitaka: I have never been anyone's favorite before though.

Hux: you can be my favorite Mitaka.

Yoitsme108: yes!!!! Keep that up!!!

Hux: you somehow make me regret every word that comes out of my mouth when I'm around you.

Phasma: should I silence her sir?

Poe: no! That's mean! She's funny to watch.

Hux: you think watching that is funny.

Yoitsme108: *pets her porg named Luke as she sits on her pink velvet couch*

Poe: Yeah, fangirls are funny.

Kylo Ben: to you!

Poe: Yeah, they are funny to me, k?

Finn: k.

Yoitsme108: what's with you and the K's? It's like K is the new nope.

Rey: no, nothing will replace nope. That's Finns word.

Phasma: I thought his word was traitor.

Finn: *visually triggered*

🐸☕️roasting session begins🐸☕️

Rey: how was that fire Phasma? You know, the one Finn threw you into in The Last Jedi?

Phasma: nice and warm. Just like the burn I gave Finn just now.

Hux Mitaka Kylo Ben: *die of laughter*

Poe: Hux, how was getting burned alive by me roasting you in front of your entire crew? Pasty lil General ginger.

Hux: don't make me kill you!

Poe: wouldn't dream of it.

Kylo Ren: Hey Poe, how was getting your X-Wing blown up and watching a bunch of your friends die? Trigger happy space boi.

Poe: *visually triggered*

Yoitsme108:* starts eating popcorn and feeding some to her porg*

Rey: hey Mitaka, how was getting choked by Kylo Ren in the force awakens??

Mitaka: frightening.

Phasma: *smacks Mitakas shoulder* she's making fun of you, idiot!

Poe Finn Rey: *die of laughter*

Yoitsme108: that. WAS GREAT! *spills popcorn*

Hux: it's because you weren't talking the whole time.

Poe: HUX!

Hux: POE!

Yoitsme108: YOITSME108

kylo ben: *face palms*

Finn: do you think this is a good place to end?

Rey: I agree with Finn.

Phasma: I have never agreed with a traitor before but I do now.

Finn: shut it chrome dome.

Mitaka: I think her armor is cool.

Yoitsme108:MITAKA YOURE SO ADORABLE!

Mitaka: *blushes*

Hux: were done here. *pushes Yoitsme108 out on the couch, out the door*

Kylo Ben: finally, peace and quiet.

Rey: don't jinx it.

Kylo Ben: oh you're right! I hope she comes back and ruins my day some more. Is that good?

Hux and Phasma: *face palm*

Hux: I work with a bunch of idiots*

Mitaka: *clears throat*

Hux: ok I work with idiots and my favorite.

Phasma: *clears throat*

Hux: OK! I work with my favorite. I also work with Phasma. And then I work with this idiot that destroys things.

Kylo Ben: I ain't even gonna defend myself.

Finn: good.

Rey: let's go.

Poe: fine. You guys don't even know what you're talking about. This book is FUN! It's funner then all the other things in our lives.

Finn: K.

Fun rating:
Crylo Bens rating: -28/10
Poes rating: 40/10 I love it!
Mitakas rating: 5/10 please don't kill me Hux.
Finns rating: 1/10 it was okay..
Rey's rating: 8/10
Phasmas rating: 0/10 as always.
Huxs rating: -66/10 rip supreme leader Snoke🙏🏻
Yoitsme108s rating: 10/10 although after Hux pushed my couch out of the room it did fall down some stairs.

Hux: my rating is now 66/10!

Yoitsme108: Wow.

-yoitsme108