How the heck have I NOT done this?! So thank you @Tranquil_Space_Ninja

Yoitsme108: hi guys. This should be easy because we both know you like each other.

Leia: Han? I don't like him. As if I would ever.

Yoitsme108: *le gasp* W u T?

Leia: what makes you think I like a scoundrel like that?

Han: hey you're no model yourself.

Yoitsme108: guys, April Fools was weeks ago. Stop.

Han: what do you mean April Fools, why would we pretend we aren't together if we were never together.

Yoitsme108: YES YOU WERE! Y'all had a kid together. I'm your daughter in law.

Ben: no you are not.

Yoitsme108: *tapes Bens mouth, ties him up in a looney toons like bundle and throws him on the couch* don't listen to him.

Han: I don't know who that boy is.

Leia: He looks familiar though.

Ben: hmmm?

Yoitsme108: HES YOUR SON!

Leia: I don't have a son.

Han: if I had a son I would know.

Ben: HMM?!

Yoitsme108: well Han, you're kind of an F boi so you probably have a few kids strung throughout the galaxy.

Leia: *to Han* she's right.

Han: *glares at both of us*

Yoitsme108: ok you got me, funny joke now stop. Seriously.

Ben: *in his thoughts* yes pls stop.

Han: you're the only joke here.

Leia: Han, too far.

Han: what? She's so annoying. And she's tied up our son and pretends they're married.

Yoitsme108: HA! I knew you were just pranking!

Leia: *elbows Han* nice going.

Yoitsme108: and we are married.... so.

Ben: *shakes head no*

Yoitsme108: He is pranking too. We're actually married.

Han: no. I know my son has gotten away with A LOT these past few years. And even saying a lot is an understatement. BUT! I would never let him marry you.

Leia: *elbows Han very hard* MEAN!

Yoitsme108: *le tears* *runs away*

Leia: April Fools?

Ben: finally she's gone. *takes off loosely tied rope*

Han: you pretended to be tied up?

Ben: whatever keeps her from going crazy.

Rating:
Leia: 9/10
Han: 9/10
Yoitsme108: 100/10

-yoitsme108