Yoitsme108: I'm so Obi Done Kenobi.

Revan: why?

Yoitsme108: because Wattpads favorite pass time is to delete any and all drafts I have. So um, idk who requested this.

Revan: request?

Yoitsme108: yes, they wanted you shipped with Malak.

Revan: no.

Yoitsme108: too bad, you're gonna do it, please comment your name of this was your ship and I'll tag you❤️

Revan: I'm not going to.

Yoitsme108: ex Jedis don't get a say in anything.

malak: what's going on?

Revan: people are trying to get us together.

Malak: uhhh, no.

Yoitsme108: hey! Ex Jedi part two! Iiii dooooooOoOooooont CaRRrEeEEEEe!! This is my place, we follow my rules.

Malak: id please like to see these so called rules.

Yoitsme108: fine I don't have a list but I have them memorized.
Rule one: Armitage Hux is mine and only mine!
Rule two: jedi masters only on my couch.
Rule three: you can only touch my porg if I let you.
Rule four: you can break these rules, if your name is Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Ben Swolo, Sexe Space Boi, etc.
rule five: I can do whatever I want anytime I want.
Rule six: I don't have to follow these rules and I can make up any at any given time without an argument.
Rule seven: embrace your hate, unless I say not to!

Revan: Those are ridiculous!

Yoitsme108: you guys have to date now! It's rule eight!

Malak: what?! How?

Yoitsme108: rule six!

Revan: I am not going to follow these dumb rules.

Yoitsme108: is your name Ben Solo?

Revan: you're not okay in the head are you?

Malak: no, doesn't seem like it.

Yoitsme108: how come none of you are ever nice to me?

Malak: because you act crazy.

Revan: *leaves*

Ratings:
Revan: *refuses*
Malak: 0/10
Yoitsme108: 10/10

-yoitsme108